I'm toying with the idea of restraining my beard into 3 points
possibly using beads in a piratey sort of way.

begin slagging this idea off NOW!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 15:08, 24 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

You'll look like a prick,
your "amazing" girlfriend will see you for who you really are,
she'll then promtly leave,
your life will spiral downhill until you end up turning tricks for food.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 15:10, Reply)

*cries*

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 15:14, Reply)

Not even good food,
stuff like smiley faces and chicken nuggets.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 15:17, Reply)

that provoked quite a laugh

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 15:19, Reply)

You gigantic flouncy moron.
You'll be wearing guyliner next.
( Cawl, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 15:10, Reply)

what do you mean next?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 15:14, Reply)

It's a brilliant idea!
You should do it now. Beads on each bit and tie them all together with one of those chinese coins with the hole through them. It will look soooooo kewel! Go for it!
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 14 Jul 2009, 15:18, Reply)

Do it do it do it.
Then when they get long you can tie them in little plaits with beads on the end and it will look most piratey and excellent.

/likes pirates
( Maladicta, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 15:19, Reply)

you massive pirate whore gay
thats a piss idea, really, are you trying to be the understudy to johnny depp?
christ sake next thing you know you'll be in a paddling pool in the back garden being chased by imaginary crabs
whacko
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 15:22, Reply)

I'm not planning on dressing up like a pirate
just changing what my beard looks like.
and I'm already being chased by real crabs thank you


*shoes kaol away*
you and your crabs
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 15:23, Reply)

Take them and put them on your eyes
and eat them eat them eat them.
( Maladicta, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 15:26, Reply)

right right, so, what's with the tricorn hat?

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 15:30, Reply)

it's for a medical condition
*hides the cutlass*
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 15:31, Reply)

stuff it up your jolly roger

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 15:35, Reply)

I am also considering doing something similar when my beard achieves sufficient length.
possibly in a month or so.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 15:28, Reply)

I have one bead at the moment, so might try that centrally
and use little clear rubber bands on the others for now and see how it looks.

is your beard developing nicely then? is that why you wanted to meet me, to steal my beard mojo?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 15:30, Reply)

I don't need anyone elses beard mojo
mine is doing very well. I only wanted to meet you because I'm very rarely in Exeter and I should really have thought about it in advance and now I'm slightly annoyed with myself for squandering the opportunity.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 15:32, Reply)

Al I think you should dye your
red and green like the front of a stobart lorry. Then it will be more in keeping with your massive arse
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 15:34, Reply)

Your meme isn't catching on as well as you hoped it would is it?
I only had to mention your gigantic vagina a few times before everyone was going on about it, but no matter how often you mention it, nobody wants to discuss my bottom.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 15:35, Reply)

it is indeed a shame
you've got my number now though, so if you are down this way then feel free to use it.

was going to suggest you head round for a cuppa on sunday, as I was home, just busy, but figured you might not want to walk out of the centre.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 15:34, Reply)

I had a hard enough time
getting my friends out of the pub as it was, then we broke down on the way home, one of our tyres had managed to get buckled somehow, but we ended up waiting two hours for the AA to come and change the tyre.

We could have done it ourselves, but we didn't know it would be that simple, we thought there was something more serious wrong with the axle.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 15:37, Reply)

I offered him one on his way past Bristol
but he declined and said rude things.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 15:43, Reply)

You said rude things about V

(Bazongaloid, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 15:46, Reply)

I wish
I had enough beard to do this... Mine just comes out in a patchwork, hobo effect. I like it, but I want more Piratey-goodness damn it!

/is jelous
(Is this a good idea? ... Yes this is definitely a good idea, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 15:56, Reply)