I just forgot the name of someone I've worked with for 3 years
Not a momentary pause as I scrambled to retrieve it, but unable to retrieve at all. I sat there thinking, Jenny? Jill? Julie? Nothing. Couldn't remember her surname either. Fortunately I was starting a conversation and her name was going to be the first word of the sentence I was attempting to utter, so I just sat there with my mouth open for a moment or two without attracting attention.

I had to type our group email into Outlook and list all the members before I could go "Oh yes, Junky" (not her real name).

Serious neurological deficit. Am I going to die?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 15:39, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Nah, you're just getting old.
*Sings* Welcome to my world.........
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 14 Jul 2009, 15:41, Reply)

Oh so I'm just...
Damn, what's the word? Semolina? Sunny? Sandwich?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 15:45, Reply)

Yes, horribly.
With your brains dribbling out of your ears, I'm afraid.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 15:43, Reply)