The first 54 pages of The Da Vinci Code
Having avoided it for ages as it sounded crap I was eventually talked into reading it by someone who's opinion I had respected up until that fateful day.

I got to page 54 and by then was just about ready to find the author and beat him to death with a copy of Creative Writing for Dummies but instead ended up phoning the person who had told me how good it was and ranted down the phone at them for five minutes about how they wouldn't know a good book if it hit them round the head like their copy of this pile of womblewank would next time I saw them.

{And Breathe}
(bill, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:53, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

If Dan Brown bothers you,
do not read Twilight. Oh GOD the purple prose. It burns.
( Maladicta, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 17:57, Reply)

Thanks for the heads up,
Not my style anyway but good to know that it wouldn't suit regardless!
(bill, Tue 14 Jul 2009, 22:21, Reply)