This is beautiful.
I just took a call from someone saying that their son, who works for us, has had a car crash.
I was reading this at the same time, and laughing.
Whoops...
( Cawl, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 9:48, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

nice
although you probably would've been laughing even if you hadn't been reading this
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 9:49, Reply)

Not likely.
The guy's pretty nice, and he's broken his neck.
( Cawl, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 9:50, Reply)

ouch
shame it didn't happen to a cunt. like Bono.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 9:52, Reply)

Yeah.
Apparently it's "not too bad" though, which is a relief, I don't want any more of my minions dying.
( Cawl, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 9:53, Reply)

At least the coroner's report wouldn't be another
"extreme blood loss and two small puncture wounds to the neck"
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 9:58, Reply)

The word you're looking for is
"Exsanguination".
( Cawl, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 10:08, Reply)

not as much fun as defenestration

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 10:12, Reply)

If the neck is broken badly
Does it restrict the potential for draining the blood with your fangs then?

Edit - beaten to the punch...
(Is this a good idea? ... Yes this is definitely a good idea, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 9:59, Reply)

That was careless of him
How was the cinema last night?
( Captain V, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 10:04, Reply)

Very good.
I'd forgotten it was "Cheap Tuesday".
So tickets were £3.95, then we got pizza (some Tuesday deal) on buy one get one free.
Film was actually really funny.
( Cawl, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 10:06, Reply)

what did you see?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 10:07, Reply)

The Hangover.
I was expecting a pile of crap that annoyed me.
Ended up laughing a lot.
( Cawl, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 10:09, Reply)

I shall have to make the effort to see it
Although I suspect the only chance I'd have to do so anytime soon would be this weekend and there are better things to do in London.
( Captain V, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 10:10, Reply)

Like seeing me on Friday?
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 10:12, Reply)

:(

( Cawl, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 10:13, Reply)

I meant on Saturday or Sunday
Seeing you, and more importantly...everybody else, on Friday was a given.
( Captain V, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 10:17, Reply)

was toying with the idea of going tonight
if someone cough kaol cough wants to text me an orange wednesday code ;-)
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 10:11, Reply)

Haha,
I don't mind doing that!
I'll do it on my break in ten minutes.
( Cawl, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 10:12, Reply)

you are a gentleman and a scholar
let me know if I can help you out somehow
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 10:16, Reply)

I loved The Hangover.
I was expecting Road Trip, but was really surprised at how good it was.
I miss Alan :-(
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 10:35, Reply)