So the HSH threads are clearly scintillating then
A quick scan of the pages reveals a count of 2 replies for yesterday morning, 51 for the gay shift and 12 for this morning.

I think my work here is done.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 19:37, 14 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

does that mean you're leaving for real this time?

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 19:43, Reply)

Not at all
you'd like that though wouldn't you?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 19:49, Reply)

oh no no no
*puts away party supplies*

Would you like some champagne? I just happen to have some chilling...
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 19:49, Reply)

Oh go on then

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 19:53, Reply)

*hands two flutes*
That's a smashing outfit, by the way.

Have you changed your hair? *winks*
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 19:55, Reply)

Hurrah, you noticed
Yes, it's a style I like to call 'been wearin a surgical cap for most of the day finesse'.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 20:02, Reply)

it's quite
sexy
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 20:07, Reply)

Not yet it isn't.
There's some cleaning to be done over there, in the corner. Here's your uniform. *hands*
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 19:44, Reply)

Fuck off
I'm still in my scrubs. I reeeally need to go get changed and go out, but I'm tiiiiiired.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 19:49, Reply)

Oh, sorry Doctor.
Where are you going? Don't try and pretend you have a real life, offline.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 19:51, Reply)

Oh but I do...this week at least
I have my ex flatmate's birthday drinks tonight, date tomorrow and bash Friday. I pity my liver.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 19:53, Reply)

Hmph.
Well. Fine then. I hope the job's going well by the way!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 19:55, Reply)

Fucking cat bit me today
bitch had just had her ovaries taken out though, so couldn't really blame her.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 20:02, Reply)

Umm
Isn't a Bitch a female dog?

*runs away*
(CheatingRabbit, Wed 15 Jul 2009, 20:30, Reply)