ahhhh I'm a tad ashamed of this.
I am very little in that I don't have a lot of substance to me. My muscles suit my needs but they're nothing special.

My friend Sam on the other hand, is built like the proverbial outhouse. We were in the gym together at school and he was laughing at me trying to do a pushup after he dared me to (cannot, failed miserably!!) and came over, squeezed my bicep, laughed, and said "No wonder you can't lift weights or anything, you've got no muscle - you're just all squishy!" When I pointed out that I rarely exercise and don't really care about being muscly, he just laughed harder.

So now everytime he sees me, he calls me Squish. I am Squish.
God shoot me now.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 16 Jul 2009, 8:43, Reply)