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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Seeing as it's Links O'Clock again,
This made me fucking furious.
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/8153168.stm

Points to anyone who works out why.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 12:44, 37 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
Because now you can't kill the penguins anymore?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 12:47, Reply)
Certainly not.
Penguins are pretty cool.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 12:47, Reply)
Is it because there will be killing happening, and they haven't invited you?
Or did a Penguin once violate you, and seeing pictures of them takes you back to that horrid day, and the cold, fishy touch of flipper...
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 12:47, Reply)
Foxes can't take the wrappers off?

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 12:48, Reply)
because they're called
"fairy" penguins
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 12:48, Reply)
my actual answer
though is natural selection vs human interferance
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 12:48, Reply)
Nope, as dogs count as human interferance.
I'm pretty sure that foxes aren't native there either.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 12:50, Reply)
they are
because I say so
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 12:50, Reply)
You can't cope with being wrong, can you?

(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 12:51, Reply)
I'M NEVER WRONG

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 12:54, Reply)
That statement is beautifully
Self-fulfilling.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 12:55, Reply)
But wait
It gets better
news.sky.com/skynews/Home/UK-News/Body-Found-In-Rubbish-In-Newhaven-East-Sussex-Tributes-To-Maths-Teacher-Scott-Williams/Article/200907315338332?lpos=UK_News_Third_UK_News_Article_Teaser_Region__7&lid=ARTICLE_15338332_Body_Found_In_Rubbish_In_Newhaven%2C_East_Sussex%3A_Tributes_To_Maths_Teacher_Scott_Williams
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 12:48, Reply)
Well,
It hides the neck-puncture-wounds...
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 12:51, Reply)
Distracting us with penguin stories...

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 12:51, Reply)
because the headline is 'Penguin murders...'?
when clearly, no animal is capable of murder.

Rape, yes. Murder, no.
(I helped save b3ta! chart cat has an itch, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 12:50, Reply)
This isn't it either.
Annoying, yes, but not fury-inducing.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 12:51, Reply)
Is it the use of the word "murder"
and the anthropomorwhajamacallit of animals in terms of human behaviour?

Edit - so that's a no then
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 12:52, Reply)
You mean
"Anthropomorphising"?
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 12:53, Reply)
I might do
what's it to ya? huh?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 12:54, Reply)
Nothing.
Tramp-kisser
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 12:55, Reply)
Bah! You kiss one tramp...
and you're labelled as a child molestor, err...I mean "Tramp-Kisser"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 12:58, Reply)
Because they already use sheepdogs to drive away the foxes?
Or because their conservation status is "least concern"?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 12:53, Reply)
No, and no.

(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 12:54, Reply)
Ah
Because if you mutilate something you're disfiguring but not killing.

:edit: Never mind that's usually without causing death.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 12:55, Reply)
Nope.
These are all excellent points though.
This article is all kinds of shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 12:56, Reply)
Because
you are a rage filled fleshbag who likes to get angry at nothing
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 12:55, Reply)
Is it that they were described as "furry"
coz it's feathers innit
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 12:56, Reply)
WINNER!
Last time I checked, penguins weren't mammals.
Fucking Beeb-tards.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 12:57, Reply)
Yay!
and it's lunchtime...YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 12:58, Reply)
Awesome.
I going to get a mint Feast.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 12:59, Reply)
cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 13:02, Reply)
It was
SO GOOD.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 13:49, Reply)
no one saw me saying that I couldn't figure out what you were on about
after this answer right?
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 13:05, Reply)
Is it because they're Australian
and The Ashes is on?
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 12:57, Reply)
Here you go Kaol
www.philmercer.com/content/contact_me.html
(I helped save b3ta! Captain V, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 13:00, Reply)
Nice.
I'll be doing that after lunch.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 13:01, Reply)
Poor penguins.

(I helped save b3ta! Maladicta, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 13:08, Reply)

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