Yeah
I've been making some calls to those men who inject silicone into their dicks so they are football shaped.

Oh if you're apologising I'll pretend to give a shit about anything you say.

You're so mean. On the internet.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:46, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I'm fairly pleased that I've never heard of this before
sounds pretty odd.

*looks at Al*
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:47, Reply)

Yeah I need to stop watching
those fucked up channel 4 documentaries.

It was a penis are literally as big as a football thus rendering it totally useless and imparing the guys ability to walk quite a lot. And find jeans that fit.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:50, Reply)

are we talking soccer or american football?
as if the distinction matters that much.

some people are truly fucked in the head.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:51, Reply)

soccer
They also had people that hung weights off their dicks and had weird 3 foot long thin flat dicks they rolled up
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:53, Reply)

I'm not sure which I find weirder
it doesn't bear thinking about
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 14:54, Reply)