c'mon man
who the hell eats cress?
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:13, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

You might, if you were hungry.
There could be a line in cress lattices - like shredded wheat. Ian Botham could front it, and instead of walking around a giant shredded wheat, he could walk around TGB's vagina, stroking the cress and telling us of its health benefits.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:17, Reply)

mmmmm
Ian Botham is walking in my vag (to the tune of the Moon's walking on my face song in the Mighty Boosh)
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:21, Reply)