Beards like that are invariably worn on the faces of people that think they are:
a) alternative
b) not a total tool
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:42, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Well
if that's what you think, you should surely have one?

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

OH yeah, I went there.

but really, you are a tool. Why are you trolling so much?
(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:45, Reply)

First 'meat puppet' now 'troll'
Can't you take a little banter?
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:46, Reply)

Hmmmmm
there is banter, which we were quite happy with, and we all gave as good as we got, and there is posting photos of people, which, as I said, is going too far. Also, there is your ridiculously over the top anger to a request for a link.

These things are not banter.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:48, Reply)

Why is Off Topic populated entirely by unfunny people with beards?
It's just creepy.
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:51, Reply)

it's almost like a meeting of geography teachers right?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:53, Reply)

Maybe he's pognophobic?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:47, Reply)

Maybe you shouldn't use big words
They confuse me :0(
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:51, Reply)

Oh don't mind me
Iz juss a goil...
How's you? This is funny!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:52, Reply)

I really don't think I'm alternative
and I'm pretty sure I'm not a total tool. Not that I have to defend my beard to you, but I have it because I like it and prefer how I look with it.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:46, Reply)

You prefer how you look with it.
Why do you have a foetus in foetu growing off your chin, or no lips or something?
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:47, Reply)

not last time I looked
was a while ago mind.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:50, Reply)

How come
You're allowed to post when your account's only 3 days old?
(Is this a good idea? ... Yes this is definitely a good idea, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:47, Reply)

magic

(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 16:48, Reply)