Oh, he's not really my boyfriend.
I'm single and ready to mingle.
*slurps martini*
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 19:15, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

* grabs extra long straw *
* Quietly inserts straw into Martini *

* slurps *
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 19:20, Reply)

I totally could have poured one for you.
*pours herself another*
*and one for you*
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 19:22, Reply)

Aww thanks.
Here, you can even use my long straw.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 19:27, Reply)

you've already used it
*shuns straw*
Have a sicilian kiss
*hands shot*
*muahs*
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 19:35, Reply)

* muahs back *
* slurps *

Now what can I get you?
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 19:43, Reply)

I've got one.
Here drink this it's called sex with an alligator
*hands drink to you*
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 19:45, Reply)

Sex with an Alligator?
No wonder you're trying to get me drunk.

* buys drink *

Here, drink the Wet Panties.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 19:59, Reply)

Ohhh, drink this g-string

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 20:00, Reply)

I'll give you a Panty Dropper
* slurps *
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 20:06, Reply)

I'll give you a Hand Down Your Pants
*sips*
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 20:10, Reply)

* gives Screaming Orgasm *

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 20:31, Reply)

*pours another glass of lemonade*
Evening!
( Maladicta, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 19:20, Reply)

You need some of this wine?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 19:22, Reply)

I'm on the wagon, my friend
after telling my boss I want to cunt stalker girl in the fuck at a work do!
( Maladicta, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 19:25, Reply)

Oh I see!
I musta missed that one. Pah, don't blame the booze. You've had it up to *here* with that lunatic from what I've gathered on here. You were bound to blow at some point.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 19:30, Reply)

The worst thing is he met her at work last Friday
and apart from saying she dressed like a lesbian and asking if she had teh gay for me, he said "she seems like a really nice person" ><'
( Maladicta, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 19:35, Reply)

He WILL realise.
Trust me.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 19:38, Reply)

He will... he'll have to.
The look on my face when he said "she seems like a really nice person" must have told him all he needs to know...
( Maladicta, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 19:43, Reply)

hiiiiiiiiiii
*air kisses*
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 19:24, Reply)

Evening dahling *air-kisses 3 times, Swiss style*

( Maladicta, Thu 16 Jul 2009, 19:26, Reply)