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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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you looking at my pint?
you spill my bird?
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 14:34, 18 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
I did both these things
and I ate a pie that belonged to you to! Ha!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 17 Jul 2009, 14:40, Reply)
No, we were all laughing at your silly beard ;o)

(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 14:43, Reply)
*laughs at silly beard*

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 14:44, Reply)
everyone's being mean to me these days
*flounces*


I'm having the last laugh though, because I have a better beard than any of you ever will
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 14:49, Reply)
That's because nobody else
Wants to rub glue on their face and have a seizure on the floor of a barber shop.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 14:52, Reply)
that's a lie and you know it

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 14:52, Reply)
or suck a magnet whilst dipping your chin in a bowl of iron filings
Hey presto! Designer stubble!

One of my favourite top tips from Viz
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 14:54, Reply)
Ahaha damn!

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:00, Reply)
I should certainly hope so!

(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 14:52, Reply)
I can't even grow a beard at all!
woe is meeeeeee
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 14:56, Reply)
Are you calling my pint a puff?
Outside. NOW.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 14:49, Reply)
YOUR PINT IS A PUFF

(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 14:56, Reply)
MY HAND IS MONGED

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 14:59, Reply)
Did you get that officially diagnosed by Dr Wook?

(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:03, Reply)
No, he hasn't seen it yet.
But the lovely nurse checked it out and drew over it in pen. The she checked my lymph nodes and that was very nice indeed.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:04, Reply)
Did she draw a smiley face or a CDC?

(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:07, Reply)
Hmmm.
it's like a very CDC. Any further erections beyond that point are naughty and wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 15:08, Reply)
I spilt your bird all over the table
Like golden syrup
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 17 Jul 2009, 14:56, Reply)

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