Hello you lot!
We're in the middle of a heatwave - yes, it may be Southern California but the temperatures average around 75 degrees at this time of year, today it hit 90 degrees at 11am.
So my questions is, should I go to the pool and sunbathe, or clean my apartment?
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 20:18, 22 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

No sunbathing.
Pale and interesting FTW!
( girlinthehole, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 20:25, Reply)

Fair enough.
I burn like a mofo anyway no matter how much sunblock I use.
It's funny, you can always tell the Brits over here - they are all burned and usually wearing an England football shirt.
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 20:33, Reply)

English people go a particular shade of red in summer dont we?

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 21:32, Reply)

I totally got a pet today

(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 21:17, Reply)

just what b3ta needs...
yet another meatpuppet!
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 19 Jul 2009, 21:24, Reply)

That's no meat puppet.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 21:29, Reply)

no?
seriously?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 19 Jul 2009, 21:29, Reply)

What did you get?
Edit: That's not a pet, that's shit.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 21:33, Reply)

did you get gazed?
/question about edit
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 21:38, Reply)

Nah, he's on talk
it's a fig tree/plant
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 21:38, Reply)

ooohhh
I get it. Plants are fun but you cant really call them a pet
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 21:41, Reply)

I had a cactus in college that I named rosie. But I had it because pets weren't allowed
I didn't think of it as a pet, I just named it as I talk to my plants to make them grow better.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 21:43, Reply)

did it work?

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 21:52, Reply)

Sure it works
I wouldn't do it otherwise
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 21:59, Reply)

what was the improvement over the controll group?

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 22:01, Reply)

I didn't have a control group as such
but my flatmate's ones tended to die or be heavily stunted. However that could have had something to do with excessive levels of Mary Jane being smoked in close proximity to them.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 22:03, Reply)

that is not a fair test
Ill have to repeat the tests using my own plants
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 22:07, Reply)

If I tried doing it now I'd fail since I forgot to water all my plants on my balcony and any I try to keep indoors, my cat eats for me.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 22:09, Reply)

NOM cats love to eat plants

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 22:13, Reply)

Yup, that's good enough reason for me to never buy lillies ever again

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 22:15, Reply)

listen to your inner Calvinist...
tidy the apartment then go out in the evening rays and being a pastey bugger you'll still manage to burn.
i'm so pastey that when the summer arrives it takes me 4 weeks to go white...
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Sun 19 Jul 2009, 21:24, Reply)

sunbathe
trying to clean will just end up with a layer of sweat over everything
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Sun 19 Jul 2009, 21:25, Reply)