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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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True.
I emailed you, btw.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 12:34, 1 reply, 16 years ago)
I AM LOVELY, SO FUCK OFF SHITHEADS

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 12:36, Reply)

LOVELY A TERRIBLE MONSTER
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 12:37, Reply)
I have two new bites :(

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 12:38, Reply)
Thos are nipples.
Most people have them.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 12:38, Reply)
Even vampires?
Check your chest, fang-features.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 12:41, Reply)
*checks*

I said MOST people :(
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 12:42, Reply)
Haaaaaaaaaaahahahaha
Nipplemong.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 12:45, Reply)
HAve they
gone purple yet? Not that I want you to go purple... I just think it would be funny if you had a big purple hand
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 12:39, Reply)
One is on my forearm and one on my upper arm.
They are very warm.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 12:41, Reply)
Are you allergic to bugs or something?
I'm a bit allergic to wasp stings, I got stung in the crotch once, it wasn't fun.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 12:47, Reply)
Some bug bites
lead to cellulitus which is all of the awesomes.
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 12:48, Reply)
Cellulitus can lead to necrosis.

(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 12:50, Reply)
I've never had reactions like these ones before.
Something big and friendly must be in my bed.
*cries at unreality of this statement*
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 12:51, Reply)
I think
spider bites are a fairly common cause of it
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 12:53, Reply)
Does Clendrix
have a large grumpy spider in her bed?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 12:54, Reply)
I wonder.
I might have to go and check later.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 12:57, Reply)
If you're lucky
it might have a big cock and like hawking on peoples chebs.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 12:59, Reply)
Oh I do hope so.
Plus all those hands. Eight spider hands.
*waits for Kaol's rage*
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 13:00, Reply)
*shrugs*
But I don't expect the uneducated to know the details.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 14:19, Reply)
:(
Have you tried hoovering your mattress?
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 12:54, Reply)
That sounds like a euphemism

(Bazongaloid, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 12:55, Reply)
It's not.
I'm thinking something along the lines of Pulex Irritans.
Hopefully not Rhodnius prolixus.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rhodnius_prolixus
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 12:59, Reply)
Actually I did about three weeks ago.
I might have to check again - Foxy sleeps on my bed and because she has long hair, she tends to bring visitors in with her.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 12:58, Reply)
I got stung on my bellend once
That really hurt!
(I helped save b3ta! SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 12:51, Reply)
Told you not to fuck a wasp nest.

(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 12:52, Reply)
Haahahahaha.
That was Kaol's zoological advice and you ignored it at your peril, Spikey.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 12:59, Reply)
I didn't
It was just the one wasp! I forgot the lube and he got angry!
(I helped save b3ta! SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 12:59, Reply)

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