What do you care if they've got scabies
you're only going to stick them up your arse.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 23:02, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Oh fuck off
Scabies are zoonotic you idiot. Everyone knows gerbils are where its at anyway
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 23:05, Reply)

Hmmm...
I can see you were trying to make a joke, but you missed out the "being funny" part.
( Cawl, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 23:06, Reply)

I know,
I think it has something to do with me being sober after 10.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 23:09, Reply)

Riiiiiiight, that must be it.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 23:11, Reply)

You can sarcastically reply to me all you want,
I'm not going to sleep with you.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 23:12, Reply)

That's because she's not gay.

( Cawl, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 23:13, Reply)

zingity zing

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 23:15, Reply)

Oh shame
But I so enjoyed it when you were trying to put your arm around me ALL FUCKING NIGHT at the bash. SRSLY.

Now I'll never feel your soft clammy touch. Sads.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 23:16, Reply)

well stop desperatly trying to get a rise out of me then,
it's getting boring.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 23:18, Reply)

I don't have enough viagra :(
You can sarcastically reply to me all you want,
I'm not going to sleep with you.
(PsychoChomp is the mind killer., Tue 21 Jul 2009, 23:12, Ignore, Reply, I like this!)

That's not trying to get a rise out of me?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 23:19, Reply)

Yep,
how many of your remarks have I had to ignore before now?
(PsychoChomp, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 23:22, Reply)

STOP THE PRESS!
I've got a gig.
This causes for much excitement.
( Cawl, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 23:26, Reply)

You don't have to referee us,
we're grown ups.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 23:27, Reply)

Act like it then.

( Cawl, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 23:29, Reply)

are you sure you're not a teacher?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 23:30, Reply)

Not yet.
But I will be.
( Cawl, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 23:30, Reply)

Awesome
when and where?

EDIT: Also, while I remember, since we sell reptiles and such where I work, we also sell odd looking grubs, worms and crickets should you need any when I see you at various bashes. Let me know a couple of days ahead or I'll forget, but I can certainly pick some up for you if it's easier than schlepping somewhere.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 23:28, Reply)

Bishop's Stortford,
15th August, 14:30, I think.
( Cawl, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 23:29, Reply)

I'm doing something then
Can't remember what as I'm a bit shit like that, but know I'm doing something. Besides BS is a cunt to get to, so I shall respectfully decline, but hope it all goes well.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 23:34, Reply)

Shit, it's bugging me that I can't remember what I'm doing then now

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 23:35, Reply)

Who's making you ignore them
stop being such a bitter cunt because I wasn't interested in you
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 23:28, Reply)

I have no idea what to say to that.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 23:34, Reply)

WINS
Fuck off back to talk
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 23:35, Reply)

What an epic victory.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 23:36, Reply)

Not really. A rather minor one I feel
Ho hum, I think I'll go to bed now.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 23:39, Reply)

last word

(PsychoChomp, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 23:41, Reply)

Immature?

( Cawl, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 23:43, Reply)

Yep

(PsychoChomp, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 23:44, Reply)

I'm sober.
And it's after ten.
But I was still drunk when I got to work this morning, so I'm having an easy night.
( Cawl, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 23:13, Reply)

I have no mixers

(PsychoChomp, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 23:16, Reply)