TWO FUCKING PEOPLE WITH MASKS ON IN MY CARRIAGE EARLIER THIS EVENING
FFS if you're sick then you should be at home. If you're trying to ward off flu then those masks are only effective for 20 minutes. All they do is put the fear up others and make me want to punch you for being a twat.

Angry ONLINE. On the internet.

What really grinds your gears at the moment? Other that the expression grinds my gears as it's said with intent to annoy.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 22:18, 66 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Charlie Brooker.
I thought he was a fucking hero then I saw that abyssmal shit of his on Channel 4 and now I think he's a twat with bad canned laughter. This has really disappointed me. Unfunny. FAIL.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 22:21, Reply)

Oh dear god yes.
I saw it last week and thought it was utter wank.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 22:25, Reply)

I am watching this now.
I am laughing, but if I don't I'll cry.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 22:29, Reply)

I am crying
and banging my head off the wall.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 22:32, Reply)

he really should have known better than to say yes to that show.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 23:02, Reply)

Complete cock, the Brooker sense of humour now has a bigger audience

( broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 3:58, Reply)

I've not seen last nights episode
but from the last two I'd suggest you need a sense of humour implant
( broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 3:57, Reply)

my hair
I wish it would grow FASTER !
if I hadn't went for a 'trim' it'd be a LOT longer right now *growls*
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 22:29, Reply)

Ponders stating logic here
realises it's not necessary. Then again, say if ALL of your hair had split ends then it would still be shorter as you'd have to chop off all the ends, thus making it enriched and full and bouncy again.

/girly shit.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 22:30, Reply)

STATE YOUR LOGIC, I CARE NOT
I'm really just angry at the hairdresser
she said she was taking off an inch, she took off four
I was trying to avoid the 'that fucking stupid hag chopped off my hair rawr grrr' conversation but ah well
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 22:35, Reply)

I love that my hairdresser asks me if I know what an inch is when I say take off 3 inches or so
then cuts off a bit that wouldn't be noticeable at the required length and shows me to see if I agree. He KNOWS that I'd go mental if he did it wrong now.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 22:58, Reply)

I need your fucking hairdresser

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 23:12, Reply)

He's moving to NY in a few months :(

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 23:14, Reply)

Kristine 1
Becky 0
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 23:16, Reply)

I'll make him charge you double
Which admittedly wouldn't be that much since I go there as he's great and verrreh cheap
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 23:20, Reply)

If I have to go to New York he'd better be fucking worth it or I'm going to sue you
probably
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 23:30, Reply)

Ok
He's that good. Promise.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 23:31, Reply)

I think we both know that I won't sue you and that I'm not going to new york for a hair cut
I'm having a hard enough time convincing myself to leave the country for vacation let alone leaving the state for a haircut
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 23:37, Reply)

Idiot people who drive slower because it's night time.
And the pet shop that sold me rats that had scabies.
( Cawl, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 22:42, Reply)

No way?
Poor beasties. They on Ivomectin now?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 22:59, Reply)

Yeah,
So that'll sort 'em out.
The pet shop is gonna get a visit next week, for sure.
If our ones had it, chances are all of theirs do, so they need to be told. And I'm gonna strongly suggest they give me free stuff or money towards vet fees.
They shouldn't be selling animals that aren't well.
( Cawl, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 23:05, Reply)

Good luck with that.
I got a rabbit from a pet shop once - never again - had an abscess which came up a day after I got him, took him to the vets and they said it was the pet shop's fault as he'd been treated by them a week previously with bare minimum done to keep costs down. He then developed a head tilt and had to be put to sleep one week later.

I told the pet shop and they really didn't give a shit. I wasn't trying to get money out of them, just make them see that housing different breeds together was a bad idea when they hadn't been litter mates in such a small space. NOTCUTTS garden centre in High Wycombe, Bucks are utter utter cunts of the highest order.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 23:14, Reply)

That's fucking awful.
I'm gonna see what I can do, not expecting to get anything, but I'm gonna register my disapproval.

On the plus side, we found out through the vets about a breeder of fancy rats in the area, so that's good for the future!
( Cawl, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 23:23, Reply)

Excellent. I used to belong to a yahoo group for fancy rats when I had mine. Lost touch with them now
but there's lot of reputable breeders about. I know a girl who breeds Ruby Eyed Siamese Rex's, and Burmese Dumbo's.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 23:26, Reply)

The rats are the most fun pets I've ever had, so glad we got them!
Although I'm gonna be getting a Chameleon from a mate who's moving soon, which is gonna be great!

You know anything about the hairless fancy rats? Are they a bad idea?
( Cawl, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 23:28, Reply)

They're wonderful aren't they? I loved mine dearly
Wear a hoodie and put monkeynuts in the hood and parker pocket bit. See how smart they are.

Nope, nothing about them. I know that most chameleons are vicious cunts though.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 23:32, Reply)

Yeah, this one is
A moody bastard, but I kinda like it.
Although it gave me the Fear horrifically when I was wrecked on absinthe once.
( Cawl, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 23:34, Reply)

They can inflict serious damage if they're in a bad mood
very nice to look at and all, but I wouldn't want one myself.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 23:37, Reply)

Depends on the species.
This one's a Panther Chameleon, so not huge, but not tiny.
I've been bitten by him before, and it wasn't bad at all. Just a strong squeeze.

the same mate has a Spiny-Tail Monitor. If that bites you, you seriously know about it.
( Cawl, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 23:39, Reply)

What - no 'I bought this parrot once' replies?

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Wed 22 Jul 2009, 10:11, Reply)

What do you care if they've got scabies
you're only going to stick them up your arse.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 23:02, Reply)

Oh fuck off
Scabies are zoonotic you idiot. Everyone knows gerbils are where its at anyway
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 23:05, Reply)

Hmmm...
I can see you were trying to make a joke, but you missed out the "being funny" part.
( Cawl, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 23:06, Reply)

I know,
I think it has something to do with me being sober after 10.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 23:09, Reply)

Riiiiiiight, that must be it.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 23:11, Reply)

You can sarcastically reply to me all you want,
I'm not going to sleep with you.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 23:12, Reply)

That's because she's not gay.

( Cawl, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 23:13, Reply)

zingity zing

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 23:15, Reply)

Oh shame
But I so enjoyed it when you were trying to put your arm around me ALL FUCKING NIGHT at the bash. SRSLY.

Now I'll never feel your soft clammy touch. Sads.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 23:16, Reply)

well stop desperatly trying to get a rise out of me then,
it's getting boring.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 23:18, Reply)

I don't have enough viagra :(
You can sarcastically reply to me all you want,
I'm not going to sleep with you.
(PsychoChomp is the mind killer., Tue 21 Jul 2009, 23:12, Ignore, Reply, I like this!)

That's not trying to get a rise out of me?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 23:19, Reply)

Yep,
how many of your remarks have I had to ignore before now?
(PsychoChomp, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 23:22, Reply)

STOP THE PRESS!
I've got a gig.
This causes for much excitement.
( Cawl, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 23:26, Reply)

You don't have to referee us,
we're grown ups.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 23:27, Reply)

Act like it then.

( Cawl, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 23:29, Reply)

are you sure you're not a teacher?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 23:30, Reply)

Not yet.
But I will be.
( Cawl, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 23:30, Reply)

Awesome
when and where?

EDIT: Also, while I remember, since we sell reptiles and such where I work, we also sell odd looking grubs, worms and crickets should you need any when I see you at various bashes. Let me know a couple of days ahead or I'll forget, but I can certainly pick some up for you if it's easier than schlepping somewhere.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 23:28, Reply)

Bishop's Stortford,
15th August, 14:30, I think.
( Cawl, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 23:29, Reply)

I'm doing something then
Can't remember what as I'm a bit shit like that, but know I'm doing something. Besides BS is a cunt to get to, so I shall respectfully decline, but hope it all goes well.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 23:34, Reply)

Shit, it's bugging me that I can't remember what I'm doing then now

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 23:35, Reply)

Who's making you ignore them
stop being such a bitter cunt because I wasn't interested in you
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 23:28, Reply)

I have no idea what to say to that.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 23:34, Reply)

WINS
Fuck off back to talk
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 23:35, Reply)

What an epic victory.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 23:36, Reply)

Not really. A rather minor one I feel
Ho hum, I think I'll go to bed now.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 23:39, Reply)

last word

(PsychoChomp, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 23:41, Reply)

Immature?

( Cawl, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 23:43, Reply)

Yep

(PsychoChomp, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 23:44, Reply)

I'm sober.
And it's after ten.
But I was still drunk when I got to work this morning, so I'm having an easy night.
( Cawl, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 23:13, Reply)

I have no mixers

(PsychoChomp, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 23:16, Reply)

You need to carry some of this

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 23:11, Reply)

Nah, they need me wearing full scrubs and sneezing a lot

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 21 Jul 2009, 23:16, Reply)

Whenever I see someone in the airport wearing a mask, I make a point to go near them and
cough and blow my nose a lot. (I think I got the idea reading a post on this forum about this being done in Denmark).

I get some really funny reactions. People really ought to research what they are doing before panicking and wearing masks that in reality don't do shit.
(MichaelS wasn't picked again, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 12:12, Reply)

Not much action here in the early hours, eh?
I can reply with anything.

Cock snot puppy dribble fanny minge arseflaps.
( broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 5:40, Reply)

you reply with anything anyway
coo coo catchoo
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 8:22, Reply)