it was a joke
besides, who actually admits to hiring a hooker?
I certainly wouldn't tell you bunch of wankers
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:36, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Are you scared it would make us wank more?
Is this even possible?
( thealternativefact, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:37, Reply)

adfkgjnsdkgnsdfg
dgsdfgksdng

[Mashing face against keyboard to avoid removing my hands from my penis]
( Captain V, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:38, Reply)

Got the hang of that rather quickly!
Brackets and everything
(Is this a good idea? ... Yes this is definitely a good idea, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:38, Reply)

Clever Catface!
*considers stroking V*

*decides against it*
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:59, Reply)

It can be our little secret...

(Is this a good idea? ... Yes this is definitely a good idea, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:37, Reply)

I like your war paint
very nice
how much?
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:38, Reply)

How much you got?
Edit - will work for upwards of 27 pence
(Is this a good idea? ... Yes this is definitely a good idea, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:40, Reply)

oh something like $12.45 I think

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:48, Reply)

I think thats still more than 27p
Isn't it?
(Is this a good idea? ... Yes this is definitely a good idea, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:49, Reply)

£7.58

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:54, Reply)

Result!
That might even pay for the flights
(Is this a good idea? ... Yes this is definitely a good idea, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 14:18, Reply)

I don't get the joke though
I can hire a retard but I can't hire a gigolo...
but you can hire both those things, that was kind of the point of that website.
(Richard Earl of Cambridge Cruel, Savage, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:38, Reply)

the point of that website was to hire them to obtain money for your charity, which it quite clearly states within the first two sentences
I was talking about the inability to hire a gigolo yesterday
which leads to 'I can hire a retard but I can't hire a gigolo'
all in all you're just reading too much into the post
taking it all too seriously, etc etc
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:44, Reply)

Come on now this is the internet
Serious fucking business.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:55, Reply)

if this is the internets, how will I evah cope in real lifes?

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:57, Reply)

re: Hookers
You gotta hire 'em, if you want to kill 'em.
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:41, Reply)

full refund if I'm not satisfied?

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 13:47, Reply)

no sense killing 'em
if you're not gonna rob 'em.
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 14:11, Reply)