MOAR BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER
That is all.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 20:57, 51 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAM
I need to go dress shopping.
DRESS SHOPPING!
( thealternativefact, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 20:59, Reply)

I has a dress already
smugs

I was pondering a hat though since NEITHER of the mothers are doing hats which I am a little shocked and appalled at frankly ,)
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 21:08, Reply)

Well, I has a dress
but it's very old and bright red and I last wore it to a funeral. Time for something summery and new.
I cannot wear hats. I look like a football with some cloth on top.
( thealternativefact, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 21:10, Reply)

Mine is black and short, but it's got flaaaaahrs on it, so it's nice and summeryish
I only do wooly floopy hats, so I think a hat is out for me too really.

Fucking shoes were a pain since I don't do heels or I become a whiney monster, can't really get away with flip flops and I don't like any of the current batch of shoesy shoes on offer online where friends suggested, so I went to newlook and got a pair of leather thong things for £4. If they fall apart after the day I don't give a crap, so long as it's not on the day.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 21:14, Reply)

If they fall apart on the day, I shall become hysterical.
Same goes for Tightly.
( thealternativefact, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 21:39, Reply)

Then I shall ensure that I have gaffer tape with me at all times
*may not be used solely for thong fixing purposes*
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 21:42, Reply)

*may not be used solely for thong fixing purposes*
( thealternativefact, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 21:49, Reply)

I fart in bed
I feel it's fair to warn you now!
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 21:50, Reply)

Let's tank up on wine and complete a symphony.

( thealternativefact, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 21:52, Reply)

Air on a G-String?
How very dare you, I'm a married man, etc.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 21:56, Reply)

Not yet yer not tightly
There's still time to corrupt that young nubile mind of yours yet ,)
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 21:59, Reply)

Hurrah :)
Not Stowells though

OMG how amazing does the menu sound?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 21:56, Reply)

I am hungry already :)

( thealternativefact, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 22:08, Reply)

Ouch.
Strong stuff that gaffer. You'd have to be coiffed to within an inch of your life.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 21:50, Reply)

If you had read my speech you'd have fallen apart already.
It is that bad.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 21:48, Reply)

Shit.
I will cry like a mong.
( thealternativefact, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 21:50, Reply)

You'll be reet.
There's even a joke or two. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll drink the free wine...
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 21:51, Reply)

I will. I am a very good guest.

( thealternativefact, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 21:52, Reply)

You're so not allowed to google one and steal it
or recite lyrics from a song as that's cheating as well.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 21:51, Reply)

Nup.
Wrote me own, but used examples so I covered everything I had to cover. The only quote I used is from Calvin and Hobbes.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 21:52, Reply)

Bwa hahahahahahha

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 21:57, Reply)

??

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 21:59, Reply)

Le Calvin et la Hobbs
idea of it made i laff
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 22:04, Reply)

Haha
One of the readings is 'The Other Dinosaur' by Edward Monkton. :)
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 22:06, Reply)

Awesomes :)
I'm really rather looking forward to it :)
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 22:11, Reply)

I ONLY HAZ WINE COS I IS POSH INNIT.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 21:25, Reply)

U IZ LIEK SO NOT POSH INNIT
I BET ITS SUM FUKIN BOX STOWELLS CRAP DAT U STOLE FROM UR MUM
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 21:29, Reply)

OMG STOP SPYING ON ME YER

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 21:48, Reply)

NEVAH

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 21:51, Reply)

WANT
should I save my money for the beach or have beeeeeeeer now?
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 21:48, Reply)

Beach.
For to then have MOAR BEEEER when you're there!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 21:49, Reply)

This

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 21:51, Reply)

uuuuuuuugggggggghhhhhhhhh
what sort of bad influence are you people?
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 21:53, Reply)

But if we said get moar beeeer and then you went to the beach and could not have moar beeeer then because of having moar beeer now then you'd curse us.
And I can't be cursed. NOT AGAIN.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 21:57, Reply)

Bought a bottle of absinthe in Spain
and 200 Superking Menthols.

I'm thinking of proofing the bathroom and going and having a smoke in the bath,
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 21:49, Reply)

I miss smoking in the bath
as I have no bath and I no longer smoke. It is a bit gross though.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 21:51, Reply)

You gave up?
I seem to remember you saying that. Glad it's going well though. I don't REALLY smoke, or drink. Those two things will hopefully last me for ages!
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 21:54, Reply)

you don't really smoke or drink?
you just pretend to?
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 21:56, Reply)

this
how very odd
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 21:57, Reply)

Ha, I see what you mean.
This is QOTW, home of lies.

I probably smoke about 20 a month. And that's in short bursts. And I don't like drinking, I can be off my face on 3 units so I don't really like it that much.

I meant I'm not the sort of person to do 10 a day and drink half a bottle of vodka on a night out. But I enjoy smoking; don't enjoy drinking so much.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 21:59, Reply)

If you don't enjoy it, why do it?
I stopped liking it a few years ago and didn't drink for about 2 years. I still went out, just didn't drink. Then I got back into it, discovered BEEEEEEEEEEEEER that I liked, since I'd previously been a wines and spirits girl solely and it's been a slippery slope since then.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 22:00, Reply)

I don't, really
Just got back from a holiday from Barcelona and apart from a few glasses of Sangria, I stayed sober. When I go out I generally have one drink, including at the MancBash (and that was very effective!)

I like cocktails, though. My friend makes awesome cocktails.
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 22:05, Reply)

I quit smoking (again) last week
not bought any since and only one person at work smokes, so she's under strict instructions to not offer me cigarettes.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 21:58, Reply)

Good luck!
How's the job going?
( Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 21:59, Reply)

Tis good thanks
They're a lot stricter on what you can post online and say online, so I've had to tighten up my blog security controls and restrict access to everyone but me.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 22:01, Reply)

"Chris Moyles in Not-A-Total-Cock Shocker"
Dmmit, that's twice in two days I've had my preconceptions challenged and I don't like it!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 21:58, Reply)

link or it didn't happen

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 21:58, Reply)

Dunno.
iPlayer 'Who Do You Think You Are'.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 22:00, Reply)

Looks like shite
I wouldn't watch him on purpose. Ooh, but I do have a couple of episodes of Psychoville to catch up on though.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 22:01, Reply)

I do like that very much indeed.
:D
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 22:02, Reply)

It's rather magnificent :)

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 22:04, Reply)