Well, I has a dress
but it's very old and bright red and I last wore it to a funeral. Time for something summery and new.
I cannot wear hats. I look like a football with some cloth on top.
( thealternativefact, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 21:10, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Mine is black and short, but it's got flaaaaahrs on it, so it's nice and summeryish
I only do wooly floopy hats, so I think a hat is out for me too really.

Fucking shoes were a pain since I don't do heels or I become a whiney monster, can't really get away with flip flops and I don't like any of the current batch of shoesy shoes on offer online where friends suggested, so I went to newlook and got a pair of leather thong things for £4. If they fall apart after the day I don't give a crap, so long as it's not on the day.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 21:14, Reply)

If they fall apart on the day, I shall become hysterical.
Same goes for Tightly.
( thealternativefact, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 21:39, Reply)

Then I shall ensure that I have gaffer tape with me at all times
*may not be used solely for thong fixing purposes*
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 21:42, Reply)

*may not be used solely for thong fixing purposes*
( thealternativefact, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 21:49, Reply)

I fart in bed
I feel it's fair to warn you now!
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 21:50, Reply)

Let's tank up on wine and complete a symphony.

( thealternativefact, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 21:52, Reply)

Air on a G-String?
How very dare you, I'm a married man, etc.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 21:56, Reply)

Not yet yer not tightly
There's still time to corrupt that young nubile mind of yours yet ,)
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 21:59, Reply)

Hurrah :)
Not Stowells though

OMG how amazing does the menu sound?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 21:56, Reply)

I am hungry already :)

( thealternativefact, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 22:08, Reply)

Ouch.
Strong stuff that gaffer. You'd have to be coiffed to within an inch of your life.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 21:50, Reply)

If you had read my speech you'd have fallen apart already.
It is that bad.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 21:48, Reply)

Shit.
I will cry like a mong.
( thealternativefact, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 21:50, Reply)

You'll be reet.
There's even a joke or two. You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll drink the free wine...
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 21:51, Reply)

I will. I am a very good guest.

( thealternativefact, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 21:52, Reply)

You're so not allowed to google one and steal it
or recite lyrics from a song as that's cheating as well.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 21:51, Reply)

Nup.
Wrote me own, but used examples so I covered everything I had to cover. The only quote I used is from Calvin and Hobbes.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 21:52, Reply)

Bwa hahahahahahha

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 21:57, Reply)

??

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 21:59, Reply)

Le Calvin et la Hobbs
idea of it made i laff
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 22:04, Reply)

Haha
One of the readings is 'The Other Dinosaur' by Edward Monkton. :)
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 22:06, Reply)

Awesomes :)
I'm really rather looking forward to it :)
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 22:11, Reply)