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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
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And then ya say Hey I bought you flowers
and then I say wait a minute sally
I think I got something in my teeth
Can ya get it out for me?
THAT'S FUCKIN' TEAMWORK!
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 22:49,
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What's your favourite position?
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 22:49,
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That's cool with me, it's not my favourite but I'll do it for you
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 22:52,
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What's your favourite dish?
I'm not gonna cook it but I'll order it from ZANZIBARR!
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 22:52,
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And then I'm gonna love you completely And then I'll fucking fuck you discreetly
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 22:53,
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And then I'll fucking bone you completely
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Tedium Alduce me to interlow myself., Wed 22 Jul 2009, 22:57,
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And then I'm gonna bone you completely
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 22:57,
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But then...
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 22:57,
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I'm gonna fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRD
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRD
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 23:00,
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*wipes forehead*
Blimey!
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 23:00,
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All we need now is a dodgy rape fantasy
and we'll be a proper internet couple!
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 23:01,
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Erm...I'll pass.
But maybe my meat puppet would like to play with yours?
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 23:02,
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HAHA
Maybe... Maybe. :D
I *was* only kidding, by the way...
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 23:03,
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Oh I'm sure, I'm sure my dear ,)
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 23:07,
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