I mean, all of these hot, successful, internationally recognisable women would be all over us, right?
And of course us, as blokes off the internet, would be batting them off with a stick right?

Totally.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 23:13, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Too fuckin' right we would
I'd have to buy an extra stick, in case I broke the first one trying to dissuade that Nicole whatserface from the pussycat dolls from trying to suck me off every chance she gets.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 23:15, Reply)

I'm surrounded by Page Three STUNNAS right at this very moment.
It's an astonishingly tough existence.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 23:18, Reply)

Are they in your ferarri while Mr T sucks you off?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 23:20, Reply)

I killed Mr T because he doesn't understand cricket.
I punched him hard in the face. George Peppard is my new best friend now. And he had BETTER NOT BE A DICK.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 23:21, Reply)

George Peppard would make an excellent best friend
good choice.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 23:22, Reply)

I think he would smell a bit
and bits would keep falling off him
(Bazongaloid, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 23:24, Reply)

picky fucker

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 23:26, Reply)

He'd get on well with ym then.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 23:29, Reply)

I wouldn't let a girl in my ferrari
they'd keep adjusting the rear view mirror to do their lipstick and I wouldn't be able to see the look of disgust and envy on the faces of the people I cut up.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 23:22, Reply)

Be impressed, I do my mascara with my mouth closed
Not many people can. It's a skill I've honed.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 23:23, Reply)

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Ouch that hurts
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 23:19, Reply)