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What, with DiT's mrs?
Yeah, we've all been there.
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Bazongaloid, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 23:18,
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And would again
so would. She's a total hottie.
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 23:18,
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She so is.
She's outta my league, that's for sure.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 23:20,
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We all think this
I especially like her bee outfit.
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Bazongaloid, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 23:21,
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PERVERT! PERVERT!
ONLINE!
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 23:22,
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I wouldn't go that far
til she screams AL on the wedding day and they drive off together in a Saxo
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 23:22,
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I've cleaned the back seat and everything
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Bazongaloid, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 23:25,
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Good to go
Now get wooing and don't tell the missus.
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 23:25,
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:(
And all that effort of writing the speech for nothing.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 23:26,
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sadfaces
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 23:26,
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It's OK
She says she's not going to leave me.
Unless it's a cunning rouse.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 23:28,
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Tell her I'm impressed that she managed to fool you that easily
without even having to flash her boobs at you.
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Bazongaloid, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 23:29,
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O GOD!
She flashed her boobs at me! I'm doomed!
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 23:33,
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Can you try and remember the speech
and post the best bits online afterwards so we can all have little internet cries.
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Bazongaloid, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 23:29,
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I could do that.
UPDATE: Flim says that she actually
would leave me for you, but you would have to be driving a Bugatti Veron.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 23:30,
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I wonder what she'd leave you for me for
ponders tasty food from M&S as cunning ruse
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 23:32,
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She says that Flake Ice Cream would do it.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 23:34,
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sweeeeeeeeeet
hot foots it to Iceland and gets cab to Flimland
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 23:35,
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*resigns self to a lonley life in Leytonstone*
Night all!
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 23:36,
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Best place for your sort ,)
Night cunts, mwah
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fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 22 Jul 2009, 23:37,
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