Damn
if only I was single. Sadly I'm not and I just can't bring myself to cheat. Oh what a cruel world!!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 11:18, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

In your own little way, you're doing womanhood a favour, by not taking such a catch off the shelf.
Groovy cool cats like that don't get bogged down by The Man's rules about the whole "Wooh now, I'm sooo single... or at least, let me make a call and I will be in about 5 minuites", "kindda seeing someone, but it's not serious" and "Yeah', I've been married undevotably to my hubby for 15 years, let's spice things up a bit by having an affair" things.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 11:29, Reply)

Wait
did you just say Piston has been married to his hubby for 15 years?

Aww congrats Piston
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 11:37, Reply)

According to Piston, there is no such thing as Hetrosexuality or Homosexuality.
There are just "People who I have fucked" and "People I've yet to fuck".

I think you can guess what list is bigger than the other.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 11:39, Reply)

Is there anyone
on that first list?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 11:42, Reply)

Some people think it's best to just get it over and done with.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 11:59, Reply)