Oh do I get a choice?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 11:19, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Now
I have never mentioned performing bizarre sexual acts on you, so I think that's a little bit of a freudian slip there. It's okay, don't be embarrassed, lots of women have been know to get all fizzy when I'm nearby, there's no shame in it.

But I'm afraid I do have to inform you that, as a soon to be married man, you're going to have to settle for frigging yourself off in front of me.
( Bazongaloid, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 11:22, Reply)

oh no
how ever will i cope i just dont know what i am going to do oh no i have already lost the ability to capitalise the world may very well be ending or at least my world.

please somebody hold me
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 11:24, Reply)

There there, it'll be okay

( Bazongaloid, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 11:27, Reply)

Will it?
I really don't know if I will be able to go on
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 11:29, Reply)

*holds*


¬_¬



*gropes*
( djtrialprice, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 11:30, Reply)

At least
I get to fondle your hair one last time this way

*fondles*
*gropes*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 11:38, Reply)