The wider you cast your net
the better chance you have of catching a fish.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 15:18, 1 reply, 17 years ago)

But I really like this one.
I'm not even bored of him yet.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 15:23, Reply)

Well,
feel free to keep him over the summer, but if you're heading off in different directions for Uni, probably best to make a clean break of it from the start.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 15:26, Reply)

This is true.
He's on a gap year next year. We've talked about his, and decided to ignore it til we have to do something about it.
He said: "We could always have a go at it after you leave. Though you'll probably want to be single just for freshers week. That's fine."
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 15:36, Reply)

Now, he said that
but he didn't mean it.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 15:39, Reply)

I know. :(
But I'd like to pretend he did.

"Why did you cheat on me, you whore!?"
"Er, you said I could."
This wouldn't really happen. I can't abide cheaters.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 15:40, Reply)

Just don't tell him
base everything you have together on a lie.

I can't see a problem with this scenario at all.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 15:49, Reply)

Nope, me neither.
That's what I did with the ex. The lie being there that I actually liked him and was attracted to him.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 15:50, Reply)

One piece of advice though
never volunteer to be the "victim" of a stage hypnotist. Or, like one of my friends, you'll be forever remembered as the girl that was happily sucking on a sex toy thinking it was a lollipop.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 15:53, Reply)

Ah, yes.
I'll definitely remember that one.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 23 Jul 2009, 15:56, Reply)