What the hell off topic?!
You're supposed to help me get through work by reading all your threads and replies but theres NOTHING going on here ffs
Tell me about your pants.
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 19:44, 9 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Plain white boxers.
Clean on a few minues ago, freshly ironed and still nice and warm on the conker bag.

Yours?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 19:48, Reply)

you iron your boxers?

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 19:50, Reply)

Hah!
No...duh!

Nanny does it.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 20:06, Reply)

wha........how do I get that sort of service?!
All my nanny does is check me for spots.
Naked.
About five times a day.

Oh, here she is now....
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 20:11, Reply)

I'm free balling

(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 19:55, Reply)

high five

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 19:57, Reply)

Not to high, I may damage the crown jewels
since I'm swinging like a grandfather clocks pendulum
(smathels left-wing not feckin' chicken wing, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 20:12, Reply)

*clears throat*
well then
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 24 Jul 2009, 20:42, Reply)

My knickers are red and they have podka dots on:)

( broadsword, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 11:13, Reply)