All of her is very fine
I wonder if she can cook?

I'm a modern man - I can iron, I can clean but cooking - beyond me.

If anyone knows, or sees Cerys kindly tell her to apply to The Disappointed, Disappointed Manor, The nice bit of Bradford.

I have a vacancy for a cook/cat and dog minder/sexy voiced singer. Occasional duties may include getting jiggy with a plump but very healthy middle aged man. Must smoke in back garden (if smoking required) and not nag me for driving too fast.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 22:59, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I think she lives somewhere in bible belt America now.
Then again, being very familiar with the part of Wales she's from, I don't blame her!
( Maladicta, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:12, Reply)

Well that's her loss, isn't it.
Any other sexy voiced singers may apply.

I should add to the job description that you must understand that if we appear to be a little bit lost it's not a problem because I am an expert map-reader and no, we DON'T need a Satnav because if you'd not distracted me I wouldn't have missed that turn and anyway I know exactly where we are now. Yes we're in a field and some cows are looking at us but it's OK. I know what I'm doing.

Bedtime. 'Night, kids.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 25 Jul 2009, 23:37, Reply)