Life by Des'ree
Is a veritable fucking fun-fest of shite lyrics. Por ejemplo, witness:

"Yeah! Oh yeah! Oh life! Oh life!

I'm afraid of the dark
Especially when I'm in a park
And there's no one else around,
Oh I get the shivers.
I don't want to see a ghost,
It's the sight that I fear most
I'd rather have a piece of toast
And watch the evening news"

Closely followed by:

"Chorus:
Life, oh life! Oh life! Oh life! doo,
Doot doot dooo... Life, oh life! Oh life!
Oh life! doo doot doo

I'm a superstitious girl
I'm the worst in the world
Never walk under the ladders,
I keep a rabbit's tail.
I'll take you up on the dare,
Anytime, anywhere;
Name the place,
I'll be there,
Bungee jumping, I don't care!"

Quite.
(The Apeface Cherub is not a cunty-uber-cunt, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 13:43, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

OK question closed
we have a loser.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 13:44, Reply)

Me or her?
If she loses, does that mean I win?
(The Apeface Cherub is not a cunty-uber-cunt, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 13:47, Reply)

You win
Des' loses.

Big fucking time - the ghost/toast line is execrable in extremis.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 13:49, Reply)

Personally i can relate to those lyrics
Give me a piece of toast, and the evening news over a ghost any day
(Is this a good idea? ... Yes this is definitely a good idea, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 13:50, Reply)

Aye
I reckon that she must have been either pissed, or someone dared her to release this steaming heap of crap. The first time I heard it on the radio, I actually disbelieved my ears. They were not amused.
(The Apeface Cherub is not a cunty-uber-cunt, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 13:52, Reply)

thank you
I was just scanning the thread to see if anyone had posted the lyrics to this abhorrent piece of shite so that I didn't have to.

worst.song.evar
(b3tamax Mate, you're fat and I'll throw you in the river, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 14:37, Reply)