my boss isn't that creepy but he's close
he often says things like 'you're such a beautiful young woman' or 'I bet you've got all the guys lined up around the building waiting to take you out' and last week he pissed me off, I told him he had a mental problem and he replied 'yep, I'm a nympho'.

I've known him since I was five. I think it's tres creepy that he says this stuff because he used to be like a second dad to me and now he's like my pervy uncle.

***This is in no way implying that I am a beatiful woman or that I have men lining up to date me, as I am not and do not.
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 18:46, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Why don't you let him sink his middle leg into
your penalty area then?
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 18:49, Reply)

From the sound of it
she'd rather let a flying kick into his penalty area and I don't blame her!
( Maladicta, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 18:52, Reply)

I think I'd rather be raped by spiders

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 18:52, Reply)

I will add this to my personal list
which includes "I'd rather staple my ears to a horse" and "I would rather swallow razor wire, pull one end out of my arse and floss myself to death". (Jeremy Clarkson and Zero Punctuation respectively).
( Maladicta, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 19:04, Reply)

haha I dunno what I was thinking when I wrote that it just popped into my head
think I'll be using yours also :p
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 19:05, Reply)

Share the love :)

( Maladicta, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 19:13, Reply)

I'd rather eat 12 live cockroaches

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 19:21, Reply)

I'd rather be done up the arse
by Bernard Manning.
( Maladicta, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 19:23, Reply)

I'd rather eat out Amy Winehouse

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 19:25, Reply)

I'd rather fellate a crocodile.

( Maladicta, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 19:25, Reply)

oh yuck

( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 27 Jul 2009, 19:31, Reply)