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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'd probablyjust hire one of those wood chipper machines (like in Fargo) and wander round chucking in the bodies of those that annoy me.
(, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 10:54, 1 reply, 16 years ago)
then, when someone asks where one of the victims isyou can say "Around" in an austrian accent.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 10:56,
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Indeed.I have just realised its quite a lazy approach to mass-murder isn't it... wander around, dragging the chipper shouting 'get in then'
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Chippers are quite heavyYou can probaably get a good workout from it and sell the mushed up remains as some kind of animal feed maybe? All in all a good business plan!
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 10:58,
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I hadn't considered that!!Perhaps I could just drag around the chipper whilst an army of pigs followed munching away!?
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As long as you get theevil Hannibal-esq pigs! If you train the pigs to look for truffles as well you could probably retire in a year
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 11:02,
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this is sounding more and more like a viable plan(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 11:03,
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I am liking this.I'm not just your average murderer, I'm a murderer with a 5 year plan! :)
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You could alsorent out your chipper to other murderous types who can't afford a chipper and some pigs
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 11:06,
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That's itI'm off to rent a chipper!! Next year I'll be retired and sunning myself in sweet sweet Rio! :)
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