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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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People LayingI would line them up, side by side and nail their feet to the ground. Then I would lay them like a hedge. Not with a chain saw, but with my Yorkshire billhook. Once the writhing had stopped, I would stake them down and bind the top Midland fashion. My costume would be normal hedgelaying attire i.e. a bit like a scarecrow. Being layed properly, they would not be dead, but would start sprouting from the ankles in spring, producing mini versions of themselves.
Does any body want to join me? I have more than one billhook.
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 11:39,
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This isdelightfully sureal. You get many points and a very wide berth
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TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 11:40,
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My pleasureand it really would be my pleasure
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 28 Jul 2009, 11:42,
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