From a lengthy gaz exchange which went from meat puppets to the Matrix
with the Matrix ending up being blamed for everything:

"This is true.

I used to be able to run up walls and do kung fu and everything. Then the film came out and it was like "whatever".

If I'd mastered the art of wooden acting and spouting quasi-religious symbolism bollocks no one would have said anything. But because I'm like allrealistic and stuff, I was shunned by my peers. Even the ducks on the river refused to accept bread from me because I wasn't Keanu enough for them".
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 28 Jul 2009, 13:43, Reply)