When your pubic hair's on fire...something's wrong
When you think you're the Messiah...something's wrong
When you mistake a plane for Venus...something's wrong
When your girlfriend's got a penis...something's wrong

Something's wrong. . . ieeh . . .Something's Wrong

When you like music more than life...something's wrong
When you start sleeping as you drive...something's wrong
When your favourite drink is thinner...something's wrong
When you're proud to be a sinner...something's wrong

Something's wrong. . . ieeh . . .Something's Wrong

When a canary drives a tractor...something's wrong
When your president's an actor...something's wrong
When your jacket's plagued with dandruff...something's wrong
If you think that this song matters...something's wrong

Something's wrong. . . ieeh . . .Something's Wrong

Edit: www.youtube.com/watch?v=KOqU9_KW4aI
(bill, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 10:25, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

THAT'S K'S CHOICE!!!
I don't know anyone else who knows them.
We used to annoy people with a screechy version of Not an Addict when I was in a band.
Well in!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 10:27, Reply)

That it is!
Not an addict is another favourite of mine.
(bill, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 10:31, Reply)

"oooo-oo, oooo-oo, oooo-oo, ooooooh..."
I'm going to listen to it now!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 10:32, Reply)

As we're on the subject:
Breathe it in and breathe it out
And pass it on, it's almost out
We're so creative, so much more
We're high above but on the floor
It's not a habit, it's cool, I feel alive
If you don't have it you're on the other side

The deeper you stick it in your vein
The deeper the thoughts, there's no more pain
I'm in heaven, I'm a god
I'm everywhere, I feel so high

It's not an habit, it's cool, I feel alive
If you don't have it you're on the other side
I'm not an addict, maybe that's a lie

It's over now, I'm cold, alone
I'm just a person on my own
Nothing means a thing to me
Oh, nothing means a thing to me

It's not a habit, it's cool, I feel alive
If you don't have it you're on the other side
I'm not an addict, maybe that's a lie

Free me, leave me
Watch me as I'm going down
Free me, see me
Look at me, I'm falling and I'm falling

It is not a habit, it is cool I feel alive, I feel
It is not a habit, it is cool I feel alive

It's not a habit, it's cool, I feel alive
If you don't have it you're on the other side
I'm not an addict, maybe that's a lie
I'm not an addict
I'm not an addict
I'm not an addict

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cklb7L0OA1c&feature=related
(bill, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 10:38, Reply)

Part of me is starting to think
you need to get out a little more....
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 10:41, Reply)

Really?
I'm thinking he shouldn't really go out at all.
( thealternativefact, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 10:43, Reply)

hahah
Sorry Bill looks like you're not going to be allowed out for next weekend :p
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 10:51, Reply)

But but but
No fair!
(bill, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 10:58, Reply)

Maybe if you convince me you deserve
to be allowed to go I'll let you ;)
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 11:01, Reply)

I'll try my best to

(bill, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 11:22, Reply)

Aw hush you two
It's a BOSS song!!!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 10:44, Reply)