A whole river of cats!
We could supply fluff at a worldwide level :D
( Maladicta, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:35, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

If you had a chimney, you'd have a cat-volcano too
And the cat-river would take a course that looks like an interesting pattern from space. The river would lead into a cat-ocean and even have a cat-delta at the end.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:44, Reply)

And they'd just keep running
until they found a fishmonger's. Then there would be a cat-tsunami.
( Maladicta, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:52, Reply)

And once they've had their fish, they will fall asleep leaving an enormous pile of sleeping cats blocking the cat-river.

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:58, Reply)

The pile will therefore grow exponentially
surely? Then... CAT-BERG.
( Maladicta, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:59, Reply)

And then the cats at the bottom will finish their nap and wake up
and when they walk off, they will be carrying the rest of the cat-berg on their backs. Soon, any town large enough to support a fishmonger will have the spectacle of roaming cat-bergs.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:16, Reply)

With bemused tourists having
their pictures taken with them!
( Maladicta, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:27, Reply)

.
Perhaps the tourists could bring along a cardboard cutout of the Titanic and take a shot of the cat-iceberg demolishing it.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:35, Reply)

For a small tourist fee
one could be provided!

*profits*
( Maladicta, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:43, Reply)

But how will we know where the latest cat-berg is?
I know the answer...

* prophets *
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:48, Reply)