Dawn of the Fluffeh
coming to a cinema near you, autumn 2009...
( Maladicta, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:37, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

There is only one way to stop them..
we must fwap and wait for god. Its the only way
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:40, Reply)

Shall I ready the giant screen, sir?
And the projector? And the porn of your choice?
( Maladicta, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:46, Reply)

You'll have to hurry
because if you don't, an avalanche of cats will block the screen.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:48, Reply)

And knock it over!

( Maladicta, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:51, Reply)

And then sit on it and leave their dirty bum-prints on it.
The cats will then keep the fallen screen as a souvenir of their small victory. It would then be a cat-ass-trophy.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:54, Reply)

SPANG
Actually, that made me larf.
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:59, Reply)

But will you still be laughing once you find your pr0n is covered in cats' bum-prints?

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:06, Reply)

I often think that we arent using the level of porn online to its full potential.

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:49, Reply)

The internet is for porn.
I was watching Sexcetera last night for the lulz and learned many things, including that Jenna Jameson has started her own site which also includes sports scores and other things you may need while fwapping... or not.
( Maladicta, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:51, Reply)

if evryone has access to hardcore porn
why all the cheesy sexploitation and lame titillation IRL?
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:59, Reply)

You've got to wonder, haven't you?
I mean have you even seen Television X? It's just... sad.
( Maladicta, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:00, Reply)

Its all so
..meh
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:04, Reply)

Totally meh.
They look so bored!
( Maladicta, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:22, Reply)

That's one good effect hardcore pr0n is having
It's helping us develop an immunity to titillating adverts.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:05, Reply)

Hurrah!

( Maladicta, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:13, Reply)