I have two cats
TWO! TWO WHOLE CATS!

I love them to bits and perhaps ought to have a hotline to Mother Maladicta.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:38, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

If you can cope with rambles about people you don't know
and the non-ironic use of the word "pussy", as well as a lot of Father Ted references, she is a most excellent conversationalist.
( Maladicta, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:44, Reply)

Non-ironic use of pussy
reminds me of this.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:51, Reply)

My mother would do that!
Perhaps we are distantly related...
( Maladicta, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:57, Reply)

Perhaps you should send your mum to the States
and she may quickly cotton on to why everyone's giving her funny looks all the time.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:14, Reply)

She's been there.
However, I was too young to remember her reacting to anyone if she said pussy, and I didn't know its true meaning then either!
( Maladicta, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 21:24, Reply)

No - I don't think I can
They're quite firmly kitties, not pussies.

I've no interest in dead, or dying, shopkeepers.

Perhaps Mme M Senior might be better befriending random strangers at bus stops.

My ex-mother-in-law practically made a vocation of this. It did her no harm and it gave US a lot of laughs.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:52, Reply)

Oh, the random strangers befriend HER.
And then she gets freaked out!
( Maladicta, Wed 29 Jul 2009, 20:56, Reply)