Fluffy Bitch, sort of digital
Shy loudmouth. Deadly serious goofball. Honest, but willing to lie when necessary (cops, bosses, or to spare a friend's feelings). Lazy though hardworking at times. An old boyfriend used to refer to me as the Queen of anomalies.

Oh, and modest when I'm not busy being self-aggrandizing.
( cackers, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 22:38, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

*smooshes*
Hello there lovely lady :)
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 22:41, Reply)

You're a bonafide Queen?
*bows*
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 22:42, Reply)

Indeed
that's what he said. But such a title does come with a built-in disclaimer!

Smooshes back to the lovely, filthy Tourette's.
( cackers, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 22:45, Reply)

What's the disclaimer?
My lawyers need to know, is all.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 22:49, Reply)

Well,
I'd say that being a sovereign of anomaly lends itself to a variegated status,and fluctuating powers. Neither here nor there.

He was a clever one!
( cackers, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 22:54, Reply)

The disclaimer
Is that Rory Lyon M.E.K.O.N. is really a high paid lawyer with little time off but that doesn't stop him being a clunge of the highest order who's been a member (I said member) here for 10 months without actually posting anything of any meaning whatsoever and stuff but that's OK because he works hard and that's what counts, right? Yes? No? Whatever. And stuff. But he really is a lawyer you know oh yes and that's what counts people because lawyers are the defenders of the innocent and kiddy fiddlers and stuff because they studied at university and that makes it right OK???

I heard his husband left him recently which probably explains why he's hitting on Tightly. Who wouldn't under those circumstances? I Know I WOULD!!! Oh yeah.

*Looks at photo of Tightly*

*Precums MAGNIFICENTLY then finishes off in a silk hankie*
(Craig Colclough I've been on the telly you know. And in the papers, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 22:57, Reply)

HONDA ACCORDS and fucks off to bed
No need for cock pictures or Jet fighters.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 23:17, Reply)

You love the Honda Accord.
And don't deny it!
(Craig Colclough I've been on the telly you know. And in the papers, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 23:18, Reply)

Goodnight pet!
Sorry, I was in my kitchen, doing the dishes :(
Will gaz you pictures of my fighter jet tomorrow...
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 23:26, Reply)

d'accord
'night Becky.
( cackers, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 23:27, Reply)

see what cackers did there?
She made a pun with French for "ok".

Hee hee :-D
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 23:36, Reply)