The key to your character?
What are your key characteristics? The aspects of your personality that never fail you and make you YOU.

I'd say I'm determined with a small side order of fluff.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:37, 45 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I'm a confident worrier.
There's a strong desire to be funny thrown in there.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:43, Reply)

We're usually laughing with you instead of at you if that helps love

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:45, Reply)

That'll do me.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 21:47, Reply)

I'm painfully honest
and try not to lie at all. Except white ones.

And lazy.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 22:02, Reply)

Easily
bored

by

thoughtless

threads

**next**
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 22:08, Reply)

*slow claps*
Evening, MEKON. Your meat puppet hasn't got any better.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 22:16, Reply)

oh hai
this must be part of your strong desire to be funny right?
pffftt
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 22:21, Reply)

Nope.
But well done, of course me saying I want to be funny means I try to be funny all the time. By Christ, you're unutterably tedious.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 22:23, Reply)

your confidence is killing me
you mongling
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 22:27, Reply)

You're sooooo clever.
Go on, get me with another of your witticisms. It's like a rapier through my heart.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 22:29, Reply)

why do you bother
it's just the internet.

stop those salty tears, put your feeble efforts to better use elsewhere. /fail
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 22:36, Reply)

Haha, you accusing me of fail is just delicious.
I could just as well ask you why you bother. If I'm so feeble, why try and engage me at all?

Plus, it's Thursday night. I'm killing time.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 22:38, Reply)

this makes you an INTERNET WINNER
bashing your chubby paws away to a meat puppet

time to walk away from the screen and use your INHALER
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 22:41, Reply)

Haha
You're like a poor man's JMG.

I like the wild assumptions about me ONLINE. Still, I'm sure you've an athletic build and rugged good looks in real life.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 22:44, Reply)

Although, as much as I hate to say it, you may have a point.
I think I'll leave it here with you tonight. I can't stand much more of your baiting, I might have to have a cry.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 22:45, Reply)

*WINS*
no offence forum banter etc etc
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 22:47, Reply)

/ninja edit
you must have phoned your mum for advice on how to respond to your horrible INTERNET BULLY
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 23:06, Reply)

A poor man's JMG?
That's a slur against my offspring.

By the way, did somebody say something?
(Craig Colclough I've been on the telly you know. And in the papers, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 22:45, Reply)

hai step dad
or are you ?
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 22:49, Reply)

I'm sorry
You're confusing me with your great uncle Laryngitis Tiger. He died, you know. Left you nothing in his will on account of him having huge paws and a lack of grasp on the English language, bar the ability to spell the word "ROAR". Because that's all he said of course, in between slinking in rivers and eating his natural prey.
(Craig Colclough I've been on the telly you know. And in the papers, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 23:02, Reply)

oh sworry
i WISH you were my real dad though
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 23:11, Reply)

This really is a piss poor meat puppet
I thought you would become more entertaining over time. /FAIL
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 23:15, Reply)

hi becks
*waves*
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 23:23, Reply)

I bet you do
I'd take you over my knee every night to teach you a lesson and then feed you Werthers originals afterwards so you wouldn't shop me to social services.

Then I'd do it again.
(Craig Colclough I've been on the telly you know. And in the papers, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 23:16, Reply)

excellant
i'm free all day tomorrow
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 23:24, Reply)

Always inappropriate with a large side order of filth
Sometimes I wish I had a filter between my brain & gob.
At least people can rely on me for an honest response, sans socially-skilled bullshit ;o)

Howya hangin' beckyconsonants?
*waves to DiT*
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 22:36, Reply)

*waves*
Sorry, I'll put my trousers back on.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 22:39, Reply)

Oh no darling, you're fine as you are :)

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 22:42, Reply)

Why thank you.
*waggles*
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 22:49, Reply)

*oggles*

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 23:09, Reply)

is grateful
for the lack of Tourette's brain-gob filter!
( cackers, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 22:41, Reply)

Hello gorgeous sweary one
I'm good thanks, exam tomorrow so I'm heading to bed
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 23:16, Reply)

Fluffy Bitch, sort of digital
Shy loudmouth. Deadly serious goofball. Honest, but willing to lie when necessary (cops, bosses, or to spare a friend's feelings). Lazy though hardworking at times. An old boyfriend used to refer to me as the Queen of anomalies.

Oh, and modest when I'm not busy being self-aggrandizing.
( cackers, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 22:38, Reply)

*smooshes*
Hello there lovely lady :)
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 22:41, Reply)

You're a bonafide Queen?
*bows*
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 22:42, Reply)

Indeed
that's what he said. But such a title does come with a built-in disclaimer!

Smooshes back to the lovely, filthy Tourette's.
( cackers, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 22:45, Reply)

What's the disclaimer?
My lawyers need to know, is all.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 22:49, Reply)

Well,
I'd say that being a sovereign of anomaly lends itself to a variegated status,and fluctuating powers. Neither here nor there.

He was a clever one!
( cackers, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 22:54, Reply)

The disclaimer
Is that Rory Lyon M.E.K.O.N. is really a high paid lawyer with little time off but that doesn't stop him being a clunge of the highest order who's been a member (I said member) here for 10 months without actually posting anything of any meaning whatsoever and stuff but that's OK because he works hard and that's what counts, right? Yes? No? Whatever. And stuff. But he really is a lawyer you know oh yes and that's what counts people because lawyers are the defenders of the innocent and kiddy fiddlers and stuff because they studied at university and that makes it right OK???

I heard his husband left him recently which probably explains why he's hitting on Tightly. Who wouldn't under those circumstances? I Know I WOULD!!! Oh yeah.

*Looks at photo of Tightly*

*Precums MAGNIFICENTLY then finishes off in a silk hankie*
(Craig Colclough I've been on the telly you know. And in the papers, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 22:57, Reply)

HONDA ACCORDS and fucks off to bed
No need for cock pictures or Jet fighters.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 23:17, Reply)

You love the Honda Accord.
And don't deny it!
(Craig Colclough I've been on the telly you know. And in the papers, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 23:18, Reply)

Goodnight pet!
Sorry, I was in my kitchen, doing the dishes :(
Will gaz you pictures of my fighter jet tomorrow...
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 23:26, Reply)

d'accord
'night Becky.
( cackers, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 23:27, Reply)

see what cackers did there?
She made a pun with French for "ok".

Hee hee :-D
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 30 Jul 2009, 23:36, Reply)

Positive attitude, geekyness, creativity and adventurousness
But not necessarily in that order.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 0:35, Reply)