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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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That's a slur against my offspring.
By the way, did somebody say something?
( , Thu 30 Jul 2009, 22:45, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

You're confusing me with your great uncle Laryngitis Tiger. He died, you know. Left you nothing in his will on account of him having huge paws and a lack of grasp on the English language, bar the ability to spell the word "ROAR". Because that's all he said of course, in between slinking in rivers and eating his natural prey.
( , Thu 30 Jul 2009, 23:02, Reply)

I thought you would become more entertaining over time. /FAIL
( , Thu 30 Jul 2009, 23:15, Reply)

I'd take you over my knee every night to teach you a lesson and then feed you Werthers originals afterwards so you wouldn't shop me to social services.
Then I'd do it again.
( , Thu 30 Jul 2009, 23:16, Reply)
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