Had a dream last night
that aliens, like the ones in the films of the same name, were on earth. But they were coming from cats, and where cat-sized and more or less cat shaped.

I had to escape through my bedroom window and climb down the outside of my house, then fight through some cat/aliens and into a friends house where we barricaded ourselves in. The only things we had to defend ourselves were a lump hammer and bolster chisel thing.

Take the head off one of the cat/aliens was quite graphic. Particularly have to chisel through the spine....
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 9:12, 6 replies, latest was 17 years ago)

Why didn't you
just tie a bit of paper to a string?

Would have kept them distracted for hours.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 9:17, Reply)

because despite looking like cats
they were still vicious aliens with inner mouth parts and acid for blood.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 9:23, Reply)

Ah, OK
What about catnip, then?
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 9:25, Reply)

wouldn't have thought so, but didn't have a chance to check

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 9:35, Reply)

Or a ball of wool
Or just being nice to them. Aliens always run away when I want to be nice to them.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 9:37, Reply)

Clearly
You have a subconscious fear of pussy.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 31 Jul 2009, 9:45, Reply)