I'm a spawny spawny bastard
Took out a wodge of my bonus money (viprosesque smugness no 1, I got a Bonus this month!) and toddled off into town to be a consumer monkey.

Stopped off at the pub for my ritual pint of guinness and cooked breakfast to gird my loins against the hideous crowds...and took £210 out of the £70 jackpot fruit machines, wheee! (Viprosesque smugness no2)

Waddled straight to the bank with a pocket full of pound coins, stuck all the money I withdrew not 30 mins before straight back into my account, changed coinage into real money and went on a spree. Fopp were selling SYL albums for £3 each and got Watching the watchmen for £8 (Viprosesque smugness no3) had a splurge in Forbidden planet on graphic novels and grabbed a pile of second hand books.

Finished up in a second hand furniture shop, got myself a reading lamp, Had a nice lunch and im still £30 better off than when I woke up (Viprosesque smugness no4)

Hurrah!
(Halfy By light alone, Sat 1 Aug 2009, 14:30, Reply)