You just know which side your bread is buttered, darlin'.

(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 11:52, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Hehe 'ello Slip!
I mean I know you're going to kill yourself if we break up, but I'd rather wander the Earth alone forever like the Incredible Hunk! :)
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 3 Aug 2009, 11:55, Reply)

Oh I dunno, we had an amusing conversation along these lines on Friday
right before my mouth almost got me in trouble.

I SAW THE MOUTHBREATHING CUNT THIS MORNING SLIP. He actually waved!
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 11:57, Reply)

Haha
He's your new best friend now!
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:26, Reply)

Oh can he be, please? I want him so much, he was just so pretty and had such a great way with words.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:27, Reply)

Fuckin', fuckin', dog, yeah, cunt, fuckin', fuckin'.
It was like listening to an early recording of Oscar Wilde. although I have to say that he was quite contrite later on.
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:34, Reply)

I'VE BEEN COMING HERE FOR YEARS AND HE'S HUNTING...
Not hunting in my book when their in a fucking cage. I wish I'd said that, but he really would have punched me then. Cant believe he apologised twice, but then still tried to do the I've been coming here for years spiel.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:49, Reply)

Sounds interesting.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:53, Reply)

It was a wonderful experience.
I, though, am a massive coward, so I kept schtum. so you can imagine my fear when he approached me later in the night. I thought I was going to get a pasting, and then he started apologising. I was all like "YEAH! YOU'D BETTER!*"

*or maybe I wasn't
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 12:59, Reply)

I thought there was a funny smell when you came back
No wonder you left sharpish ,)
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 16:33, Reply)