Skegness
Went to Skegness for the day yesterday and my missus convinced me to go on the waltzers with her. So it starts, and the pikey gives it a push and he managed to get our carriage in perfect synch with the undulations of the track and thus we were doing a good 60rpm on it's axis.

I've just done a quick calulation and the reason why I was pinned into my seat completely unable to move for almost 4 mins was that we were pulling a cheek-flattening 3.2g.

I'll not be doing that again, no matter how well it smoothed out the wrinkles in my face.
( sandettie light vessel automatic New Twitter - @bollocksreally, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 16:04, Reply)