I love nice weather.
It's been warm and sunny here today and me and the porkess have been lying around in the garden demolishing a 2 litre jug of sangria (bottle of red, cup of brandy and some triple sec, add fruit and juice to taste, top up with lemonade). I made a bathroom visit and opened the window wide. Seeing my beautiful wife sleeping in the sun I could not restrain myself. FLING! SQUEAL! So much fun from one cup of cold water. Laughed like a mong in a joke shop.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 3 Aug 2009, 19:39, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

You cad, sir!
But were you not tempted to do a Spider-Man over her instead?

And are you still tied up at the weekend? Local(ish) bash and all that...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 3 Aug 2009, 19:41, Reply)

Won't know till tomorrow after the pre-anaesthetic consult.
Will let you know.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Mon 3 Aug 2009, 19:54, Reply)