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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I wonder if it's possible to avoid swine-flu solely by being smug about knowing how un-panicked you are about the whole thing.
(I helped save b3ta! mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 20:48, 1 reply, 16 years ago)
I wasn't remotely concerned by it and so am not dead.
Should probably have had a couple of days off, though, since one of the girls I work with is pregnant...
(I helped save b3ta! Maladicta, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 20:49, Reply)
ZOMGpregg0rz!!!
If we're not careful, she could give birth to a pig!
(I helped save b3ta! mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 21:01, Reply)
OH NOES!!!1
Now that would be interesting, since I'm the only woman in the office who doesn't think her pregnancy is fascinating...
(I helped save b3ta! Maladicta, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 21:03, Reply)
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If you convince yourself she's giving birth to a pig, you could make it easier to pretend to be fascinated, and then you'd fit right in.
(I helped save b3ta! mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 21:06, Reply)
I wouldn't mind
but before she got knocked up she had photos of her kittums. Now everyone wants to see the scan photos and only I want to see kittums!
(I helped save b3ta! Maladicta, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 21:11, Reply)
But I'm sure piglets will be cute too.

(I helped save b3ta! mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 21:13, Reply)
They do make adorable noises.
*feels better about all the annoying soppiness at work now*
(I helped save b3ta! Maladicta, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 21:16, Reply)
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Also, if you want to create undue panic in your office, just make a set of piglet-sized sombreros for the piglets.
(I helped save b3ta! mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 21:20, Reply)
To the stationery cupboard
for origami purposes!
(I helped save b3ta! Maladicta, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 21:24, Reply)
I read that as "orgy purposes"
Needless to say, it wouldn't be stationery for long!
(I helped save b3ta! mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 21:39, Reply)
No. No orgies.
Far too much multi-tasking involved.
(I helped save b3ta! Maladicta, Mon 3 Aug 2009, 21:43, Reply)

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