ONE MORE SLEEP TO GO 'TILL TESCO OPENS !!!!!111

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( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 20:56, 27 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

while your wating I'm off to the one 100m from where I live

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 21:01, Reply)

GUTTED, YOU LIVE MILES AWAY FROM ONE, MY ONE IS LITTERALY ACROSS THE STREET
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH YOU TESCO MONG !
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 21:01, Reply)

edit: just kiddin
it's far less than half a mile
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 21:06, Reply)

my one is open

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 21:21, Reply)

slag

( thealternativefact, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 21:23, Reply)

So you live in McDonalds
or the police station

either way it's not working
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 5 Aug 2009, 8:33, Reply)

This is all you're going to talk about over dinner tomorrow, isn't it?
*sighs*
( thealternativefact, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 21:09, Reply)

I'll need a new toy to obs...obses....obsesses...... idoal....idal.....idalsize...[bang on about]
I might go back to my Macbook thinggy that I want.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 21:27, Reply)

I want your manbabies.

( broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 21:19, Reply)

Pffft!
This is legend.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 21:26, Reply)

Ahahahahaha!
Oh, gonz! :D
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 21:31, Reply)

Gonz you are made of win.
Ten quid says you stay there till it opens!
( Maladicta, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 21:44, Reply)

Hah, I'm not quite that sad :p

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 22:10, Reply)

Fair do's
you do look amusing though and I bet a few people WTF'd...
( Maladicta, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 22:13, Reply)

Am I the only one who's noticed that the sign says it's open already?
Get inside and get truffle hunting Gonz!
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 21:58, Reply)

I NO !!!!!! =(((((
I left it to late to get the 'coming soon' sign.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 22:11, Reply)

Aww, that's too bad
Made me laugh lots though. You should go out again and set up outside STA travel, they're selling £10 tickets to Australia for the first 150 people.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 22:15, Reply)

=)
Shall I do that, then ask for a refund saying I thought they meant Austria?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 22:20, Reply)

Or sell the tickets for massive profit.
You'd need a working visa though, so don't rush over there just yet...
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 22:26, Reply)

Heh, if it wasn't for family-stuff, I would be quite interested in that.
I'ld hate the flight though, unless I'm flying private and therefore can smoke.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 22:35, Reply)

Fnar!
'Flying privates'
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 22:36, Reply)

Cor blimey guv'nah' !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 22:59, Reply)

As long as he's got waitering experience, he'll he OK.
*falls over dog*
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 22:35, Reply)

Well over there they clearly have low standards as to what is regarded as a skill
so he should be fine waitering ,)

Flies Gonz in a stealth fighter to Aus
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 22:48, Reply)

Dayum, it's not on the way to the antartic
=(((((
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 23:00, Reply)

Are you this ready?
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/7397867.stm
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 5 Aug 2009, 0:10, Reply)

Oh dear
you are this excited by a Tesco Express?
(Halfy By light alone, Tue 4 Aug 2009, 22:03, Reply)