Evening Mallie
What you need is an automatic e-mail writer. Just find some friendly spirits and ask them to posses your keyboard.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 19:37, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Sounds good to me.
If I never write the words "exceptional gesture of goodwill" again it'll be too soon...
( Maladicta, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 19:43, Reply)

Seeing that Eurostar runs the Channel tunnel
the tunnel would be the first land-based path to cross the former land-bridge between England and France. There, you have a potentially untapped source of spirits. They will consider being liberated and assigned to keyboard-possession an exceptional gesture of goodwill.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 19:50, Reply)

But we must consider the possibility
that said spirits may also be somewhat disgruntled about being awoken from their floaty spiritiness...
( Maladicta, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 19:54, Reply)

But the nice thing about Chunnel-land
is that we have a whole 50km of uncharted spirit-world, so we have a great selection of spirits to choose from.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 6 Aug 2009, 19:59, Reply)