I already realised you weren't serious
when DiT told me you would rather get married than go to the pub with me.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 11:30, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I'm sorry
I can't help being an interwebs floozie!!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 10 Aug 2009, 11:32, Reply)

HA!
*points finger*
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 11:43, Reply)

I can imagine now
when the vicar asks if anyone has any objections lots of instant messenger tones will go off.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 11:44, Reply)

Haha
why do you think we're getting married in the middle of nowhere... no internet or phones! Mwahahaha!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 10 Aug 2009, 11:45, Reply)

*bites finger*
Don't point your finger at meeeeee sonny jim! I know all about your little affair with Al!!

*flounces*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 10 Aug 2009, 11:44, Reply)

I wouldn't bite that finger.
I've seen what he does with it.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 11:49, Reply)

Nooooooooo!

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 10 Aug 2009, 11:50, Reply)

Technically, you can't see it.
Well, unless you use a mirror, anyway.
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 11:52, Reply)

Sometime I like to bend forward
until I can see your arm at least
(Bazongaloid, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 11:53, Reply)

Right. That's it
The weddings off and I'm going to have a sandwich! Take care of him Al... I know you won't! *sobs*
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 10 Aug 2009, 11:56, Reply)

*drops to knees*
*air grips*

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 11:59, Reply)

Dear Lord
You're not the lead singer of Creed!!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 10 Aug 2009, 11:59, Reply)

Don't you oppress me.
I can be the singer from Creed if I only want it enough.
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 12:00, Reply)

Ah but you don't want it enough
If you wanted it enough you would have DOUBLE air grabbed!!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 10 Aug 2009, 12:01, Reply)

*double air grabs*

(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 12:04, Reply)

Just becuase you act like Willem Dafoe
doesn't mean your cock will ever be as big as his.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 12:04, Reply)

This is a grave and terrible truth.

(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 12:07, Reply)