Thank you :D
Are you stressed, my lovely, or are you OK?
( thealternativefact, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 15:06, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

I'm super, thank you lovely!
The only thing that made me stressed was a drunken friend at the weekend asking me every 30 seconds if I was nervous. Our conversation went something like this:
Him: You're getting married in a week and six days, are you nervous?
Me: No not really
Him: I'd be nervous. You're getting married in a week and six days, are you nervous?
For about 4 hours!! Garrr!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 10 Aug 2009, 15:08, Reply)

Good lord!
Stress with all the work it takes I can understand, but nervous? Why should anyone be nervous?
It's going to be FABULOUS DARLING!
( thealternativefact, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 15:11, Reply)

I'm going to be FABULOUS
The rest of you will merely be 'Adequate'.

NB: I do not believe this, and know that my bride will be the Bee's Knees and my above statement should in no way be taken with any degree of seriousness
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 15:14, Reply)

Indeedy dooo, I can't wait!
I have also placed you on the Mezzanine Table of Dreams which means you can hang over the balcony when DiT gives his speech and heckle him! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 10 Aug 2009, 15:15, Reply)

Hurrah!
*packs physical heckles*
( thealternativefact, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 15:16, Reply)

Wicked! :)
There will also be chocolate cake, I am very happy about this!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 10 Aug 2009, 15:18, Reply)

Best. Wedding. Ever.

( thealternativefact, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 15:20, Reply)

Exhunctly!

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 10 Aug 2009, 15:22, Reply)

And I'm not invited?
*huffs all the way to itsfineIdontwanttogoanywayistan
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 15:27, Reply)