Yawn
Where's all the excitement?

Minus points for "in my pants"
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 14:39, 94 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

In your pants.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 14:39, Reply)

Certainly not here.
*yawns*
( Cawl, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 14:40, Reply)

Since you've come back
everyone else seems to have fucked off
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 14:41, Reply)

I don't blame them,
To be fair.
( Cawl, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 14:44, Reply)

No sireeeeee
OT was dead all of last week and Kaol wasn't even around to blame then! True Facts!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 10 Aug 2009, 14:45, Reply)

Yeah
I just like blaming Kaol for everything
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 14:45, Reply)

Fair dooos
*sweeps hand out* do continue! :)
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 10 Aug 2009, 14:46, Reply)

I know.
I think it's more like people haven't realised that I'm back yet.
( Cawl, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 14:49, Reply)

I realised you were back.
I just couldn't be arsed to join in.

*is suffering from bash fatigue*

*is also back at work. fucksocks*
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 10 Aug 2009, 14:54, Reply)

I'm practically falling
asleep at my desk
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 14:57, Reply)

*sighs*
I'm glad that I inspire so much apathy.
I had two weeks off work, and today has been mental so far. Bloody typical!
( Cawl, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 14:58, Reply)

I've just had a week off
And now have 6 projects on my desk to look at. All of which I'm sure are very interesting, but my motivation chip has yet to kick in. Probably not helped by the 100+ emails I'm currently wading through and trying to decide which ones need a response and which can be left for a bit.

I hate first days back at work, they're so bloody depressing and unproductive.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 10 Aug 2009, 15:03, Reply)

Here I am.
Bored.
( thealternativefact, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 14:57, Reply)

I too am bored
But I have a beard =D
( Captain V, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 14:58, Reply)

That's no beard.
MOAR WASHING NEEDED
( thealternativefact, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 15:06, Reply)

:D

( Cawl, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 14:58, Reply)

Got a job yet, you?

( thealternativefact, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 15:07, Reply)

Yeah.
I'm at in now. I hate it.
( Cawl, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 15:09, Reply)

This makes no sense.
I mean your next job.
( thealternativefact, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 15:10, Reply)

Oh.
Nah, not yet.
( Cawl, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 15:19, Reply)

Yay!
:)
EDIT: Yay! That you're here, not yay that you're bored!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 10 Aug 2009, 14:59, Reply)

Thank you :D
Are you stressed, my lovely, or are you OK?
( thealternativefact, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 15:06, Reply)

I'm super, thank you lovely!
The only thing that made me stressed was a drunken friend at the weekend asking me every 30 seconds if I was nervous. Our conversation went something like this:
Him: You're getting married in a week and six days, are you nervous?
Me: No not really
Him: I'd be nervous. You're getting married in a week and six days, are you nervous?
For about 4 hours!! Garrr!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 10 Aug 2009, 15:08, Reply)

Good lord!
Stress with all the work it takes I can understand, but nervous? Why should anyone be nervous?
It's going to be FABULOUS DARLING!
( thealternativefact, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 15:11, Reply)

I'm going to be FABULOUS
The rest of you will merely be 'Adequate'.

NB: I do not believe this, and know that my bride will be the Bee's Knees and my above statement should in no way be taken with any degree of seriousness
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 15:14, Reply)

Indeedy dooo, I can't wait!
I have also placed you on the Mezzanine Table of Dreams which means you can hang over the balcony when DiT gives his speech and heckle him! :D
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 10 Aug 2009, 15:15, Reply)

Hurrah!
*packs physical heckles*
( thealternativefact, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 15:16, Reply)

Wicked! :)
There will also be chocolate cake, I am very happy about this!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 10 Aug 2009, 15:18, Reply)

Best. Wedding. Ever.

( thealternativefact, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 15:20, Reply)

Exhunctly!

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 10 Aug 2009, 15:22, Reply)

And I'm not invited?
*huffs all the way to itsfineIdontwanttogoanywayistan
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 15:27, Reply)

Woah, like, all the cool cats are totally down watching the bassoon gig in Putney.
Or something.
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 15:02, Reply)

Pffft,
All the cool cats are coming to my gig on Saturday. TRUFAX.
( Cawl, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 15:03, Reply)

CHCB and I probably wont be there
We'll be in Brighton
( Captain V, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 15:07, Reply)

You're not cool.

( Cawl, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 15:08, Reply)

But I am a cat
And CHCB is cool so between us we're a cool cat.
( Captain V, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 15:09, Reply)

This is hard to argue with.
But it does make me like you even less.
( thealternativefact, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 15:12, Reply)

=(

( Captain V, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 15:14, Reply)

I love you,
So hard. This is awesome.
( Cawl, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 15:18, Reply)

*grins*

( thealternativefact, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 15:20, Reply)

I'll be there
So it looks like this is TRUFAX
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 15:12, Reply)

Curse you cool kid!

(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 10 Aug 2009, 15:16, Reply)

It's not me that's running off to Dorset to prepare for some kind of Life Changing Event.
:D
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 15:18, Reply)

I'm not running off to Dorset
I'm training off to Dorset!! :-P
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 10 Aug 2009, 15:22, Reply)

Whoa, really?
This is EXCITING NEWS!
( Cawl, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 15:16, Reply)

Maybe.
I don't know if Bishop's Stortford is READY for my JELLY.
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 15:19, Reply)

I don't
think anywhere is ready for your jelly baby! :)
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Mon 10 Aug 2009, 15:20, Reply)

Well, it damn-well should be.
I warn you though, it's got EVEN SHITTER than when you were last there.
( Cawl, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 15:21, Reply)

I am annoyed that I (probably) wont be there
However a friend is doing a triathlon which I should probably go and watch.
( Captain V, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 15:25, Reply)

a friend is doing a triathlon which I should probably go and watch I have Brighton gay bars to visit - these people won't bum themselves, you know.
( thealternativefact, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 15:27, Reply)

This is also true

( Captain V, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 15:28, Reply)

AFTERNOOOOON!!
See how peppy I am? See that? Wanna slap me??
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 15:09, Reply)

Slapping
seems like too much effort
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 15:12, Reply)

I could show her a photo that would ruin her day.

( thealternativefact, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 15:13, Reply)

Goatse?

(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 15:14, Reply)

Oh Slippers, you rude thing.

( thealternativefact, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 15:15, Reply)

I showed my mate a picture of Goatse on the train a couple of weeks ago.
He nearly threw up. and then I nearly threw up because I had to look at it as I'd googled it on my phone. Nobody won on that day, I can tell you.
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 15:17, Reply)

There was a goatse pony
it's on Spak's thread below in the flickr pool.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 10 Aug 2009, 15:16, Reply)

Oh God NOOOOOOO!
Not Spak's briefs!!!!!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 10 Aug 2009, 15:14, Reply)

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha

( thealternativefact, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 15:15, Reply)

*shudders*
*cries*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 15:16, Reply)

*Whimpers pitifully*
*Hides under desk*

Make it go away please...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 10 Aug 2009, 15:18, Reply)

Quick
Imagine catface falling over
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 15:21, Reply)

Falling over
a glenguin..?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 10 Aug 2009, 15:22, Reply)

hahahahahaha
YES
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 15:23, Reply)

Actually I don't know which was the more disturbing
That, or the Mos Eisley Cantina we went to afterwards. I'd forgotten why we don't go there very often on a Saturday night anymore.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 10 Aug 2009, 15:21, Reply)

Brown with yellow lining?

(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 15:18, Reply)

White
and very visible thanks to a ginormous rip in the crotch of his jeans.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 10 Aug 2009, 15:19, Reply)

That which has been seen, etc.

(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 15:20, Reply)

GAH!
My eyes! My eyes!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 10 Aug 2009, 15:23, Reply)

Everything
seems like too much effort.

Did ancrenne get off to the trade show OK?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 10 Aug 2009, 15:14, Reply)

Yeaassss
I dropped her off at the station this morning and have had texts saying she was there and bored!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 15:16, Reply)

Oh noes!
And she has to do it again tomorrow!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 10 Aug 2009, 15:17, Reply)

Yeah trade shows are never fun though
That was at like 10 this morning though it will have picked up since then
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 15:19, Reply)

In North Carolina.
I had the BEST WEEKEND EVAH!
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 15:13, Reply)

Did you go to the beach?

( thealternativefact, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 15:14, Reply)

Nah, I go this saturday for the beach.
We took a friend home, we went to a bar on saturday night and all the servers were girls, they wore bikinis and grass skirts and danced on the bar.
When we were leaving some guy stopped me and shouted "MY FRIEND JOHN HAS AN 11 INCH PENIS!!" all I could do was laugh at him.
( Lisette von Falcon, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 15:41, Reply)

Show me a photo that will ruin my day
I like being ruined.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 15:21, Reply)

Trust me
you don't want to...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 10 Aug 2009, 15:22, Reply)

Yeh,
I don't hate you yet, Roota.
( thealternativefact, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 15:22, Reply)

if you knew me you'd hate me
I never shut up. And everything I say is tripe.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 15:23, Reply)

You're a bit like Al then.
And I don't hate him yet, either.
( thealternativefact, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 15:25, Reply)

You're a very tolerant human being...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 15:27, Reply)

How do you knooooow though??

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 15:22, Reply)

Because everyone that has seen it
is now dead inside
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 15:24, Reply)

*curiosity killed the roota*

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 15:25, Reply)

I haven't even *seen* it
and I'm dead inside.
(Slip Digby is a meat puppet, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 15:27, Reply)

sod you all!
*tries to slam door, but it slams back and hits me on the arm*
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 15:32, Reply)

Just google "facial necrosis".
Or look at this.
www.ispub.com/ispub/ijs/volume_14_number_1/recent_enlargement_of_a_parotid_tumor_self_assessment_questions/parotid-fig1.jpg
( Cawl, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 15:23, Reply)

*nom*

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 15:27, Reply)

Afternoon
The weather has gone all shitty here so the level of my excitement is trying to avoid doing the vacuuming or ironing.

See how damn rock and roll I am!
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Mon 10 Aug 2009, 15:48, Reply)

Do the housework
Put your earphones in, wear something nice, and do some sexeh housework.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 15:51, Reply)

I am wearing something nice
And Mr Bin is home too.

I fear I might not get all the vacuuming done and sexytime will ensue.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Mon 10 Aug 2009, 15:53, Reply)

All the better
At least you'll have made a start....
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 10 Aug 2009, 15:53, Reply)